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Louisiana Senator Warns Eating Walmart’s Radioactive Shrimp Could Turn You into an Alien

Despite it being accidental and the fact that we've gone many years without having radioactive anything, the senator is trying a scare tactic that he thinks will work on the populace so we become even more nationalistic. He said if we eat shrimp from other countries, we'll turn into an alien. Pathetic attempt, no conservatives, no nationalism no matter what you make up.

It was funny though.

Still, Kennedy ran with it, adding that the shrimp were “shot full” of “radioactive isotopes.” That’s a lie, by the way. He made that up. Experts all seem to agree that the shrimp’s exposure to radiation was likely accidental.

Eventually, Kennedy cut to his real point: promoting Gulf shrimp. He said, “I believe in homegrown Louisiana shrimp. Fresh, out of the Gulf, not radioactive. But I understand that some stores prefer to buy foreign shrimp because it’s cheaper. Now we know why. The damn stuff’s radioactive

https://www.vice.com/en/article/louisiana-senator-warns-eating-walmarts-radioactive-shrimp-could-turn-you-into-an-alien/

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SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
How are people like this allowed outside unsupervised?

And the big unanswered question . . does it turn you into a legal or illegal alien? 👽
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
@SunshineGirl it turns you into an alien from the movie.