Call my lawyer and several witnesses, make a full, binding, written and videotaped confession to everything, expose every other Democrat snake I could, call China and tell Xi to bugger off, send the military still in Washington home, then go back to being myself, and laugh at the fireworks. 😂

* Unlike Donald Trump, I'd actually read the President's Daily Briefing that morning.

* Direct the U.S. Justice Department to file sedition charges against those who participated in the insurrection at the Capitol

* Call on Congress to admit the District of Columbia and the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico as the 51st and 52nd States.

* Take a quick look at the classified JFK and UFO files while flying on Air Force to O'Hare for Opening Day at Wrigley Field, tossing out the first pitch as Gary Pressy comes out of retirement to play [i]Hail to the Chief[/i]

* Call on Congress for funding a minimum 400-ship Navy, including prolonging the lifespan of the Nimitz-class aircraft carriers until we get back up to 15 carriers in the fleet. The "Freedom of the Seas" proposal will call on Congress to build a navy with [i]twice[/i] the number of surface combatants as Russia and China have [i]combined[/i].

* Copy down the Kremlin's phone number and then tell the CIA to hire the best spammer in the world. Include the number in spam on you name it: hook-up ads, Viagra, the Nigerian lottery.

* Leave a private note in the Resolute Desk, along with my resume for DNC Chair

Not much different from what he is doing now, attacking the coronavirus. A year or two from now, there would likely be some executive actions on the environment and environmental protection that would be warranted. Let's see how we do with addressing the coronavirus and the economy as it affects average people first.

Call Hillary and congratulate her for being VP

I’d try think of something to unite Americans. Something, anything. A united America is near invincible, a power for good and a great place to be. In recent times it’s plunging an all time low, that doesn’t have to be.

As tempting as it would be to force something into law, I would rather use the platform to address people that are hurting with the virus, the isolation, the economic struggles, the business restrictions, and all the other effects of 2020. Try to remind them that the end of the tunnel is near, that their sacrifices and their losses will not be in vain, that many lives would continue to thrive because of our efforts, and that their government will not abandon them like they did in the previous administration.

round up all the socialists into one area and order the air force to drop a couple of MOABs on us ... Not really but a girl can dream

Call Trump and tell him I don't want the job anymore. Will you please please please - come back ???

Sniff the shit out of ppl and mumble something?..

make sure the white house had plenty of depends

I forgot!

Camp out on Mitch’s door steps and tell him to get with the program on daily basis.
On every issue I wished to get done

wait until 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds later, then jump off the empire state building... 🤔

Sit on his HOT wife’s chest

See how many executive orders I could come up with.

Have Harris, Pelosi, Leavy and everyone of their ilk in the line of succession impeached appoint Gabbard Yang Cotton or Harley VP and resign in that order.

Make wine free!