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What would you do if you could become Joe Biden for 24 hours ?

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beckyromero · 36-40, F
* Unlike Donald Trump, I'd actually read the President's Daily Briefing that morning.

* Direct the U.S. Justice Department to file sedition charges against those who participated in the insurrection at the Capitol

* Call on Congress to admit the District of Columbia and the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico as the 51st and 52nd States.

* Take a quick look at the classified JFK and UFO files while flying on Air Force to O'Hare for Opening Day at Wrigley Field, tossing out the first pitch as Gary Pressy comes out of retirement to play [i]Hail to the Chief[/i]

* Call on Congress for funding a minimum 400-ship Navy, including prolonging the lifespan of the Nimitz-class aircraft carriers until we get back up to 15 carriers in the fleet. The "Freedom of the Seas" proposal will call on Congress to build a navy with [i]twice[/i] the number of surface combatants as Russia and China have [i]combined[/i].

* Copy down the Kremlin's phone number and then tell the CIA to hire the best spammer in the world. Include the number in spam on you name it: hook-up ads, Viagra, the Nigerian lottery.

* Leave a private note in the Resolute Desk, along with my resume for DNC Chair