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Rhiannon69 · F
That one is definitely a regular on here! 💯
Orchid · 51-55, F
@Rhiannon69 isnt it just
Midnightstroker · 41-45, M
You’re welcome.
2ndtimeguy · 61-69, M
Ouch
Orchid · 51-55, F
There are quite a few of those on here
constance · 70-79, T
....but I forgot I need a cucumber for the salad!
Mrshaft · 51-55, M
That’s hilarious!!!
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Nitedoc · 51-55, M
"I was in the pool!"
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
@BizSuitStacy More like a concerned python.
irishmolly72 · 56-60, F
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
@irishmolly72 shrinkage!
romell · 51-55, M
Don't worry you have options for BBC too
Submissiveiendencies · 22-25
@romell BBC mmmmmmm big black cock better then any another cock
Subsumedpat · 41-45, M
like a sw pm
GeniUs · 56-60, M
1. Thick pork sausage
2. Small bag of walnuts.
2. Small bag of walnuts.
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
It's not the size that counts.
ToniaMV · 26-30, F
".......oh, right! I need two olives too!"
Lol - love this!
Lol - love this!
NerdySoph · 26-30, F
😆 omg 🤣
romell · 51-55, M
Oops that's embarrassing
croatiangirl22 · 26-30, F
that funny
Filipinalez · 22-25, F
Lol indeed
Pretzel · 70-79, M
or, "where did you get that? at a toy store?"
notsure · 56-60, M
Generous
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
at least its sweet
JestAJester · 31-35, M
I was thinking more like Vienna sausages
Submissiveiendencies · 22-25
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SW-User
Same way if girl was open and flashed what do a man say?
"I would completely forgotten to get lemons"
"I would completely forgotten to get lemons"
Rpfun78 · 61-69, M
So I guess you don’t enjoy carrots or baby carrots
Fa8393 · 41-45, M
Thats the reality of how porn has really messed up our lives . Its not fun when you get out of the matrix .
in10RjFox · M
A carrot and stick policy is a motivation approach that uses rewards and penalties to motivate employees. The policy is based on the idea that people are motivated by hope and fear.
So the approach failed. Never replace penalty with -----
guyroberts · 46-50, M
don't feel special, men also get sent unsolicited dock pics on here.
@guyroberts what a dock pic
Sojournersoul · M
I didnt go shopping today. 😂😂😂
SJones48 · 41-45, M
Mines definitely not that small
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
funny, you have a great avatar.
Orchid · 51-55, F
Just seen one of those
LibertineWolf · 51-55, M
Arent baby carrots huge?
BearDownChicago · 41-45, M
That is hilarious
romell · 51-55, M
Lol

SW-User
lol
LandOfOz · 61-69, M
Lol
LarryZ · M
LOL
Shytoshow · 61-69, M
Omfg
myotherlife · 61-69, M
Lol
Dawgsfan3 · 41-45, M
Good one 😆
HatBroski · 31-35, M
Good morning
Entwistle · 56-60, M
..and a couple of sprouts!
Justausualguy41 · 31-35, M
Hilarious!
Lostinthewoods · M
Ouch!
wetncthru · F
!!!
Lol, good one
Lol, good one
Paulsmile · 70-79
Good 👍
LibertineWolf · 51-55, M
I was having a bad day lol
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