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Midnightstroker · 41-45, M
You’re welcome.
2ndtimeguy · 61-69, M
Ouch
constance · 70-79, T
....but I forgot I need a cucumber for the salad!
guyroberts · 46-50, M
don't feel special, men also get sent unsolicited dock pics on here.
@guyroberts what a dock pic
notsure · 56-60, M
Generous
Mrshaft · 51-55, M
That’s hilarious!!!
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Same way if girl was open and flashed what do a man say?
"I would completely forgotten to get lemons"
"I would completely forgotten to get lemons"
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
"I was in the pool!"
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
@BizSuitStacy More like a concerned python.
irishmolly72 · 56-60, F
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
@irishmolly72 shrinkage!
Subsumedpat · 41-45, M
like a sw pm
Rpfun78 · 61-69, M
So I guess you don’t enjoy carrots or baby carrots
GeniUs · 56-60, M
1. Thick pork sausage
2. Small bag of walnuts.
2. Small bag of walnuts.
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
It's not the size that counts.
ToniaMV · 26-30, F
".......oh, right! I need two olives too!"
Lol - love this!
Lol - love this!
NerdySoph · 26-30, F
😆 omg 🤣
croatiangirl22 · 26-30, F
that funny
Filipinalez · 22-25, F
Lol indeed
Pretzel · 70-79, M
or, "where did you get that? at a toy store?"
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
at least its sweet
JestAJester · 31-35, M
I was thinking more like Vienna sausages
Submissiveiendencies · 22-25
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Fa8393 · 41-45, M
Thats the reality of how porn has really messed up our lives . Its not fun when you get out of the matrix .
in10RjFox · M
A carrot and stick policy is a motivation approach that uses rewards and penalties to motivate employees. The policy is based on the idea that people are motivated by hope and fear.
So the approach failed. Never replace penalty with -----
Sojournersoul · M
I didnt go shopping today. 😂😂😂
SJones48 · 41-45, M
Mines definitely not that small
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
funny, you have a great avatar.
Orchid · 51-55, F
Just seen one of those
LibertineWolf · 51-55, M
Arent baby carrots huge?
BearDownChicago · 41-45, M
That is hilarious
romell · 51-55, M
Lol

SW-User
lol
LandOfOz · 61-69, M
Lol
LarryZ · M
LOL
Shytoshow · 61-69, M
Omfg
Dawgsfan3 · 41-45, M
Good one 😆
HatBroski · 31-35, M
Good morning
Entwistle · 56-60, M
..and a couple of sprouts!
Justausualguy41 · 31-35, M
Hilarious!
Lostinthewoods · M
Ouch!
wetncthru · F
!!!
Lol, good one
Lol, good one
Paulsmile · 70-79
Good 👍
LibertineWolf · 51-55, M
I was having a bad day lol
LibertineWolf · 51-55, M
🤣
TartanTorpedo · M
😂😂😂
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SalttyDawg · 70-79, M
😂😂😂👍
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