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My one year old ran head first into my eye socket

He was running out of the lil shark tent we have and I was coming in… he ran through the flaps straight into my face

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Now I look like a badass? 😂

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zerofuks2give · 41-45, M

Why you lying? That’s what happens when you try to look in the Gloryhole

DragonFruit · 61-69, M

Nah, the one on your butt was more "badass"!

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

@DragonFruit it was a doozy

LiLShrimp · 22-25, F

Your “mom eyes” are now whole and complete lol

JustGoneNow ·

Now it will match your butt. *giggles* 😌

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JustGoneNow ·

@WaryWitchWandering Always, beautiful. 💋💋

JustGoneNow ·

@WaryWitchWandering I really enjoyed your sexy, pic. ty for sharing.

JustGoneNow ·

@WaryWitchWandering hope you enjoyed mine. 😊

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TexChik · F

Better a black eye than a broken nose. Head butts hurt!

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

@TexChik oh for sure

TexChik · F

@WaryWitchWandering Tincture of Arnica will ease the bruising faster, but dont get it in your eye!

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

Hell yeah, you are gonna look like you went 10 rounds with Apollo Creed...and emerged triumphant!

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

@TheLordOfHell thankfully he didn’t get hurt… but he looked shocked 😳

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

@WaryWitchWandering Haha kids are a lot tougher than they appear!

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

@TheLordOfHell dude some of the shit my kids do would probably wind me up in hospital if I tried

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Oh jeebus! I`ll bet that made you see stars. 😲

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

GerOttman · 61-69, M

Remember to bring this up at his wedding!

Straylight · 31-35, F

You’re collecting bruises!

JustGoneNow ·

@Straylight she’s almost got the whole set. 😌

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

Don’t mind my Wooly mammoth eyebrows

Beatbox34 · 31-35, M

I'm sorry. I hope you heal fast.

SW-User

make up a good story

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Pretzel · 61-69, M

you do with our without a bruise!

Teggy

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Spumoni · 46-50, M

That's damn right!

Pfuzylogic · M

Keep in the ring Champ!

Classified · M

It looks ouchy 🥺

vetguy1991 · 51-55, M

Ouch

smiler2012 · 56-60

🤥 never mind accidents do happen how did the boy come out of the collision then [warywitchwandering]

DavyPNW · 56-60, M

Say you got it in the octagon

SW-User

He's tired of the "peekaboo, I c u" game.

Vaper · 36-40, M

Tough looks good of you.

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

No, not bad ass.

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

Owwww 😵‍💫

GeorgeTBH · 31-35, M

ouch

uncalled4 · 56-60, M

Holy wow. You are indestructible.

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

@uncalled4 I am accident prone

Still here though haha

uncalled4 · 56-60, M

@WaryWitchWandering I'm beginning to think that you're at least part Transformer.

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

I have had that happen too. Hopefully it doesn’t last too long

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

@iamonfire696 it won’t

But super funny. I should put eye shadow on other eye to make it even

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WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

My dark circles make it almost unnoticeable

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

Be prepared. When that black eye really starts to show, he's going to feel bad.

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

@LordShadowfire he’s one… he doesn’t know haha

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

@WaryWitchWandering Okay, well, that's good. No awkward silences, then.

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