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4meAndyou · F
If the dog is really bothering you that much, either offer to take him for a walk...and "accidentally" take him to a groomer for a bath...OR just tell your friend the smell is overwhelming to you, and go to a hotel.
ArtieKat · M
Offer to take the dog out for a walk - and make sure you go near a lake!
beermeplease · M
ride out the week and try to ignore it....it's just a week.
GeniUs · 56-60, M
TAke that mofo and wash him till he smells like a freshly blooming flower. Don't ask just do. Everybody will thank you.
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GeniUs · 56-60, M
@accidentprone Yeah but he has 'the stink of ages' on him, fresh stink does not smell so bad.
accidentprone · 26-30, M
@Jennster OK, if you say so, but dogs do not like to be clean.
SomeMichGuy · M
@accidentprone Cleaning them with shampoo intended for humans is part of this.
accidentprone · 26-30, M
I love dogs, but they are very stinky. I feel like I have to wash my hands after petting one.
Cats on the other hand clean themselves and I do not feel like I have to wash my hands after handling them.
Cats on the other hand clean themselves and I do not feel like I have to wash my hands after handling them.
SomeMichGuy · M
@accidentprone Lol Cats "clean" themselves with their spit and their sandpaper-esque tongue...and clean their asses.
Happy petting! lol
Happy petting! lol
UnderLockDown · M
Take the dog into the shower with you. Don't say anything or draw attention to it, just do it.
Jennster · 18-21, F
@UnderLockDown it’s a Golden retriever -
UnderLockDown · M
@Jennster He'll probably have no issue with water, lather him up, just make sure to rinse well, leaving soap is bad for his skin.
SomeMichGuy · M
You could just say to the brother, "Look this is totally me, not your sister, so I want to get that out there. I really like your dog--he's(?) really a particularly great dog. But--and I don't want to offend you--maybe you've become used to it...your really wonderful dog smells really NOT wonderful. So bad that his stink precedes him. I would be happy to wash him for you and not make this more work for you. Would you let me do this for you and your great dog?"
SomeMichGuy · M
You could just say to the brother, "Look this is totally me, not your sister, so I want to get that out there. I really like your dog--he's(?) really a particularly great dog. But--and I don't want to offend you--maybe you've become used to it...your really wonderful dog smells really NOT wonderful. So bad that his stink precedes him. I would be happy to wash him for you and not make this more work for you. Would you let me do this for you and your great dog?"
smiler2012 · 56-60
@Jennster simple answer givie it a bath or shower it is not the poor dogs fault at the end of the day it is the master who is neglecting the pooch and hygiene
RedBaron · M
A dog has exactly 7 jobs:
Eat
Sleep
Pee
Poop
Bark at nothing
Wiggle its butt
Stink
Eat
Sleep
Pee
Poop
Bark at nothing
Wiggle its butt
Stink
Memeboy14 · 13-15, M
Its better for the dog to have good hygiene,i dont see a problem telling them
MrAverage1965 · 61-69, M
I would probably find an excuse and leave
LandOfOz · 61-69, M
Go homme or offer tò wash it yourself
Bang5luts · M
Offer to go to lake or river, get dog in water. Welcome
Jennster · 18-21, F
Probably will still stink of smelly wet dog without shampoo?
NinaTina · 26-30, F
Id come out and say when was last time dog had a bath and go from there. Im not going to live bad because they cant wash a pet