Your neighbor, that you are not necessarily friends with, approaches you with a puppy and says...

@pentacorn Some people don't get it. I've actually had someone give me a dirty look and walk away. Needless to say, my dog didn't like him much.🤣

@UnderLockDown a good way to weed out the baddies ;)

@Fluffybull Just so we're clear, that's the wrong answer.😆

@Adrift Everyone wants to steal the puppy.🙄

@4meAndyou Stealing the puppy seems to be a popular option.😆

@UnderLockDown and FTR, if it were that little guy in your 2nd pic- I'd be hard pressed to give it back. Or like let it even touch the ground and have a single moment's break from my snuggles.

@Starcrossed I know, that is just the cutest little puppy, I would puppy-nab him in a heartbeat!😆

@UnderLockDown uh, what puppy?
*wriggling whimpering 🎒 behind my back*