Your neighbor, that you are not necessarily friends with, approaches you with a puppy and says...

"Hold him for a few minutes, he needs to be socialized to you."
How would you respond?

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Starcrossed · 41-45, F

...what [i]kind[/i] of puppy? My answer might change.

UnderLockDown · M

@Starcrossed Assume it will grow up to look like this...

UnderLockDown · M

@Starcrossed Are you more likely to make friends if you think the dog will be big and scary?

Starcrossed · 41-45, F

@UnderLockDown I don't care for most little breeds. Especially shaggy ones. Big dogs I'm allllll for. Except doodles, get the hell outta here with poorly trained 'hypoallergenic' hyper designer mutts.

UnderLockDown · M

@Starcrossed The poor Doodles, they're so confused.😆

Starcrossed · 41-45, F

@UnderLockDown and FTR, if it were that little guy in your 2nd pic- I'd be hard pressed to give it back. Or like let it even touch the ground and have a single moment's break from my snuggles.

UnderLockDown · M

@Starcrossed I know, that is just the cutest little puppy, I would puppy-nab him in a heartbeat!😆

Starcrossed · 41-45, F

@UnderLockDown uh, what puppy?
*wriggling whimpering 🎒 behind my back*