Cats only cuddle when it suits them

Damn right
As it should be

And yet they come running when the can opener runs

There are no cat owners, only cats that own us.

My cat literally lays on us all the time, no exaggeration. 😅

No matter how many times we throw him off during the night, he keeps coming back! 🤣

I think I got a malfunctioned one.......

My dog is always up for a cuddle

The cheapest cat eyepatch I coukd find on amazon is a whole costume. If you can't have it sent to canada, have it sent to a amazon drop box in NY.

Yes. You only just worked this out? Now where is dinner??? As you will be aware, many animals have abilities we dont yet fully understand. Cats for example, know exactly when their owners birthday is... They just dont give a 💩
😷

Has he cuddled you yet?

Of course. He has such a sweet face, and it's great he's so at home already. He looks quite kingly...there on that chair. 😺

Or when you have to do something and then they suddenly have to be on your lap.

all they do is sleep all day


and have wet dreams XD

Cats teaching you a lot..(::

💯 But you also learn how to communicate with them by sitting in the right position, in the right chair at the right time of day. Come to think of it, they’re training us aren’t they?

Not today... 🤭

Everything is on their terms. Has to be their idea. After all, we are there to serve them; not own them.

-- Doorman, can opener, litter sifter for two.

I've also read that cats adopt the behaviors that they saw as a kitten...

So if a Kitten is raised with Pups, it'll are a lot more elite a pup

@Jenny1234 🤔as as cat owner that is very true

Is it any wonder we admire them?

Free will

100%

What happened to his eye?