A fly keeps landing on me

Yes well back in my day we had flies landing on us day and night for months on end and we loved it!

If it lands on me... it's splattered...

Do you also like when a mosquito 🦟 kisses your feet?

Smile through the pain

@Matt85 😆yes it may be nice but it may be disconcerting too think what it has landed on beore you lol

He has a crush on you

Why did someone downvote this 🤣

It always makes me feel that I'm dirty smh

You know what? You’re a weirdo.