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Appropriate response...

The appropriate response to when someone parked so close to your driver door that you have to enter your vehicle on the passenger side and climb over the center counsel to the steering wheel side whilst in full business lady attire isn't to open your driver's door really hard and fast into their car... right?

Behave Starcrossed. Just behave.
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
@WillaKissing ooh BRILLIANT
WillaKissing · 56-60
@Starcrossed Put that on the windshield under the wiper blade after you pulled forward and made yourself room and put a little hand lotion on the driver's door handle. It definitely would have the shock value.
Bends your door worse than yours. Now if you happened to have your keys in your hand hanging out the window pressing firmly and occasionally swinging your arm a little as you back up...

Or a blob of something under their door handle
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@Justafantasy Yes, I've done this one before. Petroleum jelly is harmless but gross. Absolutely recommend.
@LordShadowfire along with ketchup, grease, melted chocolate is a good one. Vaseline on the wipers. A few ideas
Sapio · 51-55, M
I'd say something and make sure that they listened. I'd probably add a few choice words in there that they wouldn't like. I despise unnecessarily rude or inconsiderate people.
Piper · 61-69, F
Right. Can't say I wouldn't tempted to, some days, but I wouldn't want to be scratching or denting my own car door.
JustEd · 41-45, M
🤔. Seems appropriate to me. It’ll least make you feel better
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
Right. An umbrella with a metal tip or metal stilleto heels will be just as affective and not risk your door.. The car bonnet is a nice touch as it provides a constant remind to them to do better..😷
smiler2012 · 56-60
[@starcrolosed] there are some thick pillocks around there brain is brand new obviously
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Starcrossed · 41-45, F

And then the radio dj on the way home just told me to settle my sh!z too. Message received Universe, message received. I'll go spark a bowl and stand down.
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
The appropriate response is to smear a bit of petroleum jelly on their windshield, right in front of the driver's side, then tape razor blades to the undersides of their windshield wipers.

For legal reasons, that's a joke.
swirlie · 31-35, F
The correct response is to move your car around to their driver's door, park within one inch of it, then go back into the store and continue shopping.
candycane · 31-35, F
No i pour oil on there windshield
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