Appropriate response...

The appropriate response to when someone parked so close to your driver door that you have to enter your vehicle on the passenger side and climb over the center counsel to the steering wheel side whilst in full business lady attire isn't to open your driver's door really hard and fast into their car... right?
...right?

Behave Starcrossed. Just behave.

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Justafantasy · M

Bends your door worse than yours. Now if you happened to have your keys in your hand hanging out the window pressing firmly and occasionally swinging your arm a little as you back up...

Or a blob of something under their door handle

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

@Justafantasy Yes, I've done this one before. Petroleum jelly is harmless but gross. Absolutely recommend.

Justafantasy · M

@LordShadowfire along with ketchup, grease, melted chocolate is a good one. Vaseline on the wipers. A few ideas