I'm the manager ms. Karen, how can I help you?

The manager is busy assisting other customers, just stay on the line all calls will be answered in the order received. Your wait time is 5 hours and 14 minutes.

I’m.. not in today. If you leave a message I’ll get back to you

Speaking

when people say that to me, i always reply with

me too but that guy is never around. Hey do you have a message I can pass him, just write it here and I will slip it under his office door.

Im sure you would.

She's out getting coffee

Of course.

I'll transfer you to our Denials and Retaliations Supervisor.

Are you sure? She’s also a Karen… 😶

Why, what did Bardy do now?

Sure. Lemme take you to my manager so he can ask his manager to another manager to call his manager

As long as it's in regards to preconstruction...

all questions are to be submitted in writing..

Your right to parley has been rejected and you must leave the premises immediately or face dire consequence.

Your manager

No

You rang?

Yes