That feels like a crime tho I can’t imagine that

Why am I the only one who went with a spell instead of an insult?! 😅

My curses are a little rusty, but try this one.

IA MASS SSARATU!
I conjure Thee by the Fire of GIRRA
The Veils of Sunken Varloorni,
And by the Lights of SHAMMASH.
I call Thee here, before me, in visible shadow
In beholdable Form, to Watch and Protect this Sacred Circle, this Holy Gate of (N.)
May He of the Name Unspeakable, the Number Unknowable,
Whom no man hath seen at any time,
Whom no geometer measureth,
Whom no wizard hath ever called
CALL THEE HERE NOW!
Rise up, by ANU I summon Thee!
Rise up, by ENLIL I summon Thee!
Rise up, by ENKI I summon Thee!
Cease to be the Sleeper of EGURRA.
Cease to lie unwaking beneath the Mountains of KUR.
Rise up, from the pits of ancient holocausts!
Rise up, from the old Abyss of NARR MARRATU!
Come, by ANU!
Come, by ENLIL!
Come, by ENKI!
In the Name of the Covenant, Come and Rise up before me!
IA MASS SSARATU! IA MASS SSARATU! IA MASS SSARATU ZI KIA KANPA!
BARRGOLOMOLONETH KIA!
SHTAH!

Has anyone said Twatopotamus?

And go!

"may you live in interesting times"

This is A+ post omf im dead can you plz say

Damnit panda! That was my banana hat!

Gotta say - Your voice is too cute & sweet for anger violence.

But you can talk dirty much as you want 😘

Pisswhisker

"I'll come to your house"

Donald Trump is my hero!

gosh darn diddly

May armless cash registers catch your Velcro pigeon!!

I want it mean ,and low down..don't mess up,man😠

or i will mess you ..ok"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

"Whys deathfairy's being a lil *suchara"

COCKWAFFLE

Cockwomble

pootersnooch

putangina mo

Passaround gash

Omg 😂

Sure, let's have fun:

Go dtuitfeadh an tigh ort!