backnforth · M
@backnforth
Are theyyyyyyyy
Are theyyyyyyyy
backnforth · M
@mindstruggle yessss they even think you’ll like this based off your recent searches
@backnforth
Soooo true
Soooo true
HumanEarth · F
(Edit: People please read the other replies)
I send them return email
Subject: My Cart Was Abducted by Aliens 🚀
Hey there! I left a few items in my cart, but as I was about to check out, a UFO landed in my backyard, and the aliens demanded I surrender my shopping funds for intergalactic exploration! It was a tough decision, but they promised me a good time in the cosmos. 😅 Perhaps I’ll return to complete my purchase once I dodge any more alien encounters!"
I send them return email
Subject: My Cart Was Abducted by Aliens 🚀
Hey there! I left a few items in my cart, but as I was about to check out, a UFO landed in my backyard, and the aliens demanded I surrender my shopping funds for intergalactic exploration! It was a tough decision, but they promised me a good time in the cosmos. 😅 Perhaps I’ll return to complete my purchase once I dodge any more alien encounters!"
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HumanEarth · F
By the way, what are shopping for? I could make this custom return email about a product 😁😁😁 Hint hint
@HumanEarth
Make up. 😐
Make up. 😐
HumanEarth · F
Okay here you go
Subject: Time-Traveling Alien Makeup Conspiracy! 👽💄
Hey there!
So, I left a few fabulous items in my cart, and it’s quite the tale! Just as I was about to check out, a spaceship landed in my yard, and aliens abducted me for a beauty consultation. Apparently, it’s an intergalactic law that all species must look fabulous!
They thought my cart was full of essential makeup supplies for their upcoming fashion show...who knew aliens had such high standards? 😅 But instead of using this glamorous new eyeliner, they decided to take me back to the 80s to give me a neon makeover! Let’s just say I returned to Earth with more glitter than I bargained for.
Once I recover from the eye-watering look I had going on, I promise to come back and complete my purchase. After all, I still need something that won't give the aliens a heart attack!
Stay fabulous,
mindstruggle
Subject: Time-Traveling Alien Makeup Conspiracy! 👽💄
Hey there!
So, I left a few fabulous items in my cart, and it’s quite the tale! Just as I was about to check out, a spaceship landed in my yard, and aliens abducted me for a beauty consultation. Apparently, it’s an intergalactic law that all species must look fabulous!
They thought my cart was full of essential makeup supplies for their upcoming fashion show...who knew aliens had such high standards? 😅 But instead of using this glamorous new eyeliner, they decided to take me back to the 80s to give me a neon makeover! Let’s just say I returned to Earth with more glitter than I bargained for.
Once I recover from the eye-watering look I had going on, I promise to come back and complete my purchase. After all, I still need something that won't give the aliens a heart attack!
Stay fabulous,
mindstruggle
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
Me too! And dare I say since you noticed I left it then give me a 20% or better discount too! Flipping peeping Tom! LOL
Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69
@Mordechai
Go get it!!!!
Go get it!!!!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@mindstruggle 😠
Silentpleasure · 36-40, F
@Silentpleasure
What did you buy? 👀
What did you buy? 👀
Silentpleasure · 36-40, F
@mindstruggle I haven't yet but she has this purse I had my eye on and is in my cart just waiting for them to break lol
@Silentpleasure
This is your sign.
This is your sign.
brainrapist · 31-35, F
@brainrapist
Cool Tees?
Cool Tees?
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
They should send you money if they want you to buy it so much.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
😂