I hate when I put stuff in my cart and don't buy it then the company emails me "forgot something?" Yea... I forgot I'm broke
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HumanEarth · F
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I send them return email
Subject: My Cart Was Abducted by Aliens 🚀
Hey there! I left a few items in my cart, but as I was about to check out, a UFO landed in my backyard, and the aliens demanded I surrender my shopping funds for intergalactic exploration! It was a tough decision, but they promised me a good time in the cosmos. 😅 Perhaps I’ll return to complete my purchase once I dodge any more alien encounters!"
I send them return email
Subject: My Cart Was Abducted by Aliens 🚀
Hey there! I left a few items in my cart, but as I was about to check out, a UFO landed in my backyard, and the aliens demanded I surrender my shopping funds for intergalactic exploration! It was a tough decision, but they promised me a good time in the cosmos. 😅 Perhaps I’ll return to complete my purchase once I dodge any more alien encounters!"
@HumanEarth
Must be nice being abducted by aliens. I just got abducted by overdraft fees.
Must be nice being abducted by aliens. I just got abducted by overdraft fees.
HumanEarth · F
You could use this excuse to
Subject: Blame My Cat! 🐱
Hi! Just wanted to let you know that my cat sat on my keyboard just as I was about to hit 'buy.' Her royal highness demanded my attention, and I didn't want to risk a rebellion. I might be back to buy those shoes, if she lets me get near my computer again!
Subject: Blame My Cat! 🐱
Hi! Just wanted to let you know that my cat sat on my keyboard just as I was about to hit 'buy.' Her royal highness demanded my attention, and I didn't want to risk a rebellion. I might be back to buy those shoes, if she lets me get near my computer again!
HumanEarth · F
By the way, what are shopping for? I could make this custom return email about a product 😁😁😁 Hint hint
@HumanEarth
Make up. 😐
Make up. 😐
HumanEarth · F
Okay here you go
Subject: Time-Traveling Alien Makeup Conspiracy! 👽💄
Hey there!
So, I left a few fabulous items in my cart, and it’s quite the tale! Just as I was about to check out, a spaceship landed in my yard, and aliens abducted me for a beauty consultation. Apparently, it’s an intergalactic law that all species must look fabulous!
They thought my cart was full of essential makeup supplies for their upcoming fashion show...who knew aliens had such high standards? 😅 But instead of using this glamorous new eyeliner, they decided to take me back to the 80s to give me a neon makeover! Let’s just say I returned to Earth with more glitter than I bargained for.
Once I recover from the eye-watering look I had going on, I promise to come back and complete my purchase. After all, I still need something that won't give the aliens a heart attack!
Stay fabulous,
mindstruggle
Subject: Time-Traveling Alien Makeup Conspiracy! 👽💄
Hey there!
So, I left a few fabulous items in my cart, and it’s quite the tale! Just as I was about to check out, a spaceship landed in my yard, and aliens abducted me for a beauty consultation. Apparently, it’s an intergalactic law that all species must look fabulous!
They thought my cart was full of essential makeup supplies for their upcoming fashion show...who knew aliens had such high standards? 😅 But instead of using this glamorous new eyeliner, they decided to take me back to the 80s to give me a neon makeover! Let’s just say I returned to Earth with more glitter than I bargained for.
Once I recover from the eye-watering look I had going on, I promise to come back and complete my purchase. After all, I still need something that won't give the aliens a heart attack!
Stay fabulous,
mindstruggle