Blonde Moment

Man advertisement for someone to paint his porch.
An attractive young blonde shows up.
Ill pay you $50 to paint my porch.
She agrees.
His wife says he is cheating the girl because they have a wrap around porch. He just grins.
About an hour later the girl appears.
Im all done, and here is the extra paint.
He pays her the $ 50 and $20 bonus.
The girl says : Oh by the way its not a Porche, its a Lexus

I've liked my own selfie on Instagram before without realising it was me 😂

SW really helped you find yourself

I've stumbled across answers on Quora ant thought "what a great answer, makes perfect sense, I couldn't have done better, wonder who posted this?" Yeah, it was me.

If you decide to chat dont be rude so you dont hurt your own feelings

Lets be fair about this. You showed excellent taste in choosing that profile to respond to...😷

@Persephonee 😆wel.l done you have passed the test too become an essex girl with a perfect score of one hundred percent lol

I’ve done that with one of my multitude of alts. It’s hard to keep track of them lol

At least you didn’t get into a disagreement and block yourself.

Lol. Did you block yourself for that deception?

It happens to the best of us 😅 At least it was quality content then.

A perfect match! So rare!

Did you reply back to yourself

Now that's hilarious 🤣

That's great😂

I'm guessing not much sleep?lol🤦

lol !! See that’s how awesome you are 😂😂

I hate when that happens 😔

A healthy self-regard ;)

No way lol

Hey it happens

That’s great 😜☺️

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Could have been worse, you could have sent a comment AND be disappointed 'they' didn't respond 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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