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Mike's Hard

GIRTHY, THROBBING, NO PULL OUT
Lemonade
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
Yum! Good stuff. Cranberry is my favourite
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Jeephikelove oo sounds yummo
Straylight · 31-35, F
No pull out? I have to drink it all in one go?
Ducky · 31-35, F
That stuff ain’t hard enough for me, lol
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Ducky Mike's like Kanye that way, but in Ye's case it was more like 51/50
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@foldedunfolding lol clearly you were not talking about the alcohol. Lol
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
@Ducky 😏
dubkebab · 56-60, M
I'll take "second drafts of ad campaigns which didn't leave the boardroom for $500,Alex"
Works as brake cleaner as well.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
We`ve been down this road dear, @Bexsy 🤭
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@YourMomsSecretCrush byieeee feliciaaa
You mean you killed the ring pull before you cracked it???
Teslin · M
I've never heard Mike's hard lemonade described that way 😅
Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M
What did they do? Thicken it with chia?
I want it in my mouth!
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@BohemianBabe bet you swallow too 😏
@foldedunfolding The best waterslide in the world is my throat.
You aren't talking about lemonade, are you?
Jackhoff · M
Girth is better than length
Time2tap · 46-50, M
AKA panty remover
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
you don't have to deep throat it though
Suddenly I feel thirsty. No wait, I already was.

 
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