@SarahAndSamantha I love trash pandas, sure

@ShepherdBard Also I sometimes fail at job interviews when they ask me about myself and now i have something to give them lol

@ShepherdBard if you've been nicer to me I would've but since you're not no.

@Prettybratbi1tch you’re the mean one. Periodtt

@ShepherdBard I'm not

@Cigarguy101 you actually patterned the term “aye aye captain”

@FreestyleArt you discovered a way to streamline the process of molding rubber ducks which is still in place today

@mindstruggle ok hit me with it

@ShepherdBard
Ants fear you. Not sure why. They just do.

@mindstruggle antiant man

@DrWatson you were born with a 1 in a million genetic mutation which acts as a natural bug repellent. As a result you have never been stung by a bee or bitten by a mosquito

@ShepherdBard That's true. But the down side of that mutation is that sewer rats keep attacking me!

@JaxSunn you discovered the cure for people born with 3 nipples

@ShepherdBard

Add another nipple to make two perfect pairs.

I guess i have a knack for nipples and simple math..

@Thodsis you were the lead vocalist for a band called the itchy wigs for over a decade

@ShepherdBard I'd forgotten about that.

They were good times!

@itsok arcade owners hate her. Itsok seemingly cracked the code for such favorites as Space Invaders, Asteroids and even Dance Dance Revolution. I dare anyone to find an arcade machine who’s top score is anything other than IOK

@ShepherdBard that is such a good one
my family owns an arcade 😩😂

@itsok 😂😂

@FloorGenAdm you are proficient in 3 languages including Aerobic

@ShepherdBard 🗣

@DragonFruit you have 3 published scientific journals on the theory of.sound waves and how they really effect us as humans.

@ThePatientAnarchist you were the lead engineer of the Saturn urn V

@ShepherdBard first launched when I was 6! Everyone should be impressed !!

@ThePatientAnarchist exactly

@icedsky no
But you were once in a bowling league with George W Bush and were able to conclude that he was indeed fun to have a beer with

@ShepherdBard It wasn't bud light either!!

@bijouxbroussard you have climbed 5 of the 7 summits

@ScreamingFox you are a direct descendant of captain blackbeard

@TangledUpInBlue you’re a master of words and as such have never met a crossword puzzle that challenged you or lost a game of scrabble

@Bleed you worked as a hibachi chef for 7 years

@mZ8iDC2IR5 you once ate 10 hotdogs in one sitting earning you the nickname decadog. Childhood friends still call you dd

@ShepherdBard hey that’s the don’t stop make it pop lady

@theweekdy yea im sorry if that brought up bad memories for you

@ShepherdBard nah you’re good tbh I’m still a listener i just stream illegally so she doesn’t get the numbers.. don’t tell the boys though

@mindstruggle no one’s complaining about it 👀

@ShepherdBard
That’s because you haven’t seen the matching maracas. 😤

@mindstruggle well that we are upset about

@Straylight you’re a licensed boat captain and you have quite the impressive pog collection

@ShepherdBard I’m going to make some SW pogs.

@hunkalove you know how to play “twinkle twinkle little star” on 5 different instruments

@val70 you can properly identify each and every variation of cheese based souls off the smell

@ShepherdBard Only Welsh rabbits allowed

@BiasForAction you know every Snapple fact ever written

@ShepherdBard working in it

@Degbeme
Until now?! You taught him poorly. 😒

@mindstruggle Not my fault he can`t back up.

@PromiseProtectionProvision you worked your way through college as an amateur horse jockey

@ShepherdBard lol okay.

@SarahAndSamantha you hold the record for being an extra in more sci-fi films than anyone ever has

@ShepherdBard True, but I'd like to branch out into historical drama

@SarahAndSamantha you have the resume for it!

@YoMomma you have been camelback riding, horseback riding and even once rode on the back of an elephant

@ShepherdBard two of three of those things are true 😅 actually

@TurtlePink you teach hang gliding lessons on the weekends and have been listed in Forbes for your uncanny pre launch techniques

@Scouser you’re a master drummer and once filled in for the Red Holt Chilli Peppers when their drummer got sick

@SwampFlower you once saved a pack of squirrels from being attacked by wolves. To this day they still visit every fall offering an assortment of nuts and berries as gratitude

@sstronaut you taught a chimpanzee how to say “eat my shorts” in sign language

@ShepherdBard

@poisonouscupcake you went on college on an athletics scholarship because of how much you excelled as a javelin thrower

@tenente you saw a moose under a crescent moon once and believe it to be a sign that you were once a moose in a different life

@ShepherdBard I knew it!

@empanadas you won a madden tournament once though many claim you used a known glitch to help and question the validity of your title