Comment and I’ll make up a fun fact about you that you can use to impress people

@SatanBurger There's a neighborhood raccoon I've been wanting a hug from....can you tame him for me...please. 🥺

@SarahAndSamantha I love trash pandas, sure

@ShepherdBard Also I sometimes fail at job interviews when they ask me about myself and now i have something to give them lol

@Cigarguy101 you actually patterned the term “aye aye captain”

@JaxSunn you discovered the cure for people born with 3 nipples

@ShepherdBard

Add another nipple to make two perfect pairs.

I guess i have a knack for nipples and simple math..

@itsok arcade owners hate her. Itsok seemingly cracked the code for such favorites as Space Invaders, Asteroids and even Dance Dance Revolution. I dare anyone to find an arcade machine who’s top score is anything other than IOK

@DrWatson you were born with a 1 in a million genetic mutation which acts as a natural bug repellent. As a result you have never been stung by a bee or bitten by a mosquito

@ShepherdBard That's true. But the down side of that mutation is that sewer rats keep attacking me!

@ThePatientAnarchist you were the lead engineer of the Saturn urn V

@ShepherdBard first launched when I was 6! Everyone should be impressed !!

@ThePatientAnarchist exactly

@icedsky no
But you were once in a bowling league with George W Bush and were able to conclude that he was indeed fun to have a beer with

@ShepherdBard It wasn't bud light either!!

@mZ8iDC2IR5 you once ate 10 hotdogs in one sitting earning you the nickname decadog. Childhood friends still call you dd

@ShepherdBard hey that’s the don’t stop make it pop lady

@theweekdy yea im sorry if that brought up bad memories for you

@ShepherdBard nah you’re good tbh I’m still a listener i just stream illegally so she doesn’t get the numbers.. don’t tell the boys though

@Straylight you’re a licensed boat captain and you have quite the impressive pog collection

@BiasForAction you know every Snapple fact ever written

@ShepherdBard working in it

@SarahAndSamantha you hold the record for being an extra in more sci-fi films than anyone ever has

@ShepherdBard True, but I'd like to branch out into historical drama

@SarahAndSamantha you have the resume for it!

@PromiseProtectionProvision you worked your way through college as an amateur horse jockey

@Scouser you’re a master drummer and once filled in for the Red Holt Chilli Peppers when their drummer got sick

@SwampFlower you once saved a pack of squirrels from being attacked by wolves. To this day they still visit every fall offering an assortment of nuts and berries as gratitude