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The Flat Earth, the so called 'gravity' discussion. Globers say that the Earth cannot be flat due to gravity, but what is gravity?

Gravity is only a theory that was invented Sir Isaac Newton John. In truth gravity is just weight...it is our weight that holds us to the flat Earth and there is no need for gravity. In fact, gravity was just invented to stop the humans from finding out about the flat Earth. When he was painting the Moaning Lisa Leonardo Di Vincent came up with the original idea to prevent exploration of the lands on the other side of the 'South Pole' Ice wall as this fertile land was to be kept for the illumination members such as NASA and the Royal Family.

Follow the science people.
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Majorlatency · M Best Comment
You're obviously well read.

Covid19 was especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. There was a fear due to social distancing measures it could push people over the edge.

Thank goodness it's over...... If it ever really happened.

By the way, I've got a mint copy of Sir Isaac Newton John's first LP. Do you think it's worth anything?
@AndysAttic Very likely as it is a double album. You'd know better than me, Fizziks was not one of my strong points. Neither was spilling, i mean spelling..
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@Majorlatency Looks fine two me.
@AndysAttic Thunks!

hunkalove · 70-79, M
I didn't know all of that about Sir Isaac Newton John. I always thought inventing the Fig Newton was enough of an accomplishment.
Elessar · 26-30, M
All true

(the moaning Lisa, ofc)
I’m not saying it’s dinosaurs; but, dinosaurs.
@Thevy29 Strongest evidence I've seen so far!
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
Woah... That's heavy 😬😬
tenente · 36-40, M
@TrunkZ world turtle gonna be p!$$3d
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
@tenente Who do you think would win in a steel cage match - Sir Issac Newton John or World Turtle? 🤔🤔
SammyJo · 51-55, F
Oh...dear!

😱😱😱
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@MayorOfCrushtown That fellow needs to sort his sideburns out.
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Amen. Scripture backs this up as well
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@deadgerbil I wonder if your esteemed friend and colleague will comment.
Dear Professor Attic,
I am honored and humbled to accept this prestigious award. It will sit atop my mantle next to my 15 yard swimming certificate.

My family and i wait with bated breath for your next educational post.
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@Majorlatency Sir. You earned this accolade with your strict adherence to the facts and following the scientific method. I congratulate you. Well done on the 15 yards, clearly you are a person that pursues greatness at every level in life.
@AndysAttic Thank you. Coming you you, your esteemed excellency, I'm agast and lost for wordz....

By the way I started drowning at 16 yards..
DavidT8899 · 22-25, M
They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.If that's the case,then you are a very dangerous man.
ScorpioBites · 46-50, F
Where does it end?
Dshhh · M
LOL lOL LOL
Nanoose · 70-79, M
Well how come things float around in the space station were there is no gravity?
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@Nanoose Please see Thevy29 reply below, this will explain everything.
TexChik · F
It’s not a theory , it’s keeping you from floating off into space .
BigBulge · 46-50, M
That's just crazy talk.
tenente · 36-40, M
best tedtalk evar 👐

 
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