Where is the weirdest place you’ve masturbated??

Cirque du Soleil at the top of the tent attached to a line flying through the sky. Magical.

On a beach in France

I’m always touching my b00bs when I’m waiting in line somewhere

In the hospital next to my partner when she had to stay the night there

Nice

At school in the bathroom

Dentist office

Car wash while my then girlfriend and her friend were washing the car

In a doctors office. The nurse came in first. I caught her glimpse of her whale tail and my dick got rock hard instantly. She said the doctor will be in a couple minutes. I said fuck it and went for it. The thought her thong and the possibility of being caught. I undid my pants, pulled my thong to the side and jerked it. Only took me two minutes

hotel elevator

bathroom in a church

In a mall. In front of a clothing store.
Hands-free 🙌🏼 😁

Rest room at work

Hospital bed

While driving

Stood at a public urinal. I was waring pull-ups at the time and I had to pull them down to below my bottom.

Top deck of a bus

driving on interstate 95 on the way home from philadelphia airport....another was in the laundry room of my apartment building,,what a thrill

Driving down the Interstate in the middle of the night.

Back of a bus at 2:00 a.m.

In the butt ... Oh you mean..location!!

Highway rest area

well not on me but on a woman at a bar,,,,boy did that turn a couple of heads....many moons ago 😬

In an abandoned office completely naked.

In my office.

At my desk at work.🤷🏾 Idk if that's weird. It was just one of many places... I had a serious problem at the time. I used to just do it everywhere 🙈 (yes I know it's fucked up)

Nowhere weird. There's a time and place for everything.

gravel pit, humping a loader tire.

College library bathroom. 🤔

Driving down the road

Rest room at a truck stop

Years ago at work. I was the only one there and my manager had a change of clothes in her office. I creamed on her jeans on her crotch area. Man, I had to clean up big time before she came in! LOL

In a park when there were a lot of people about.Yes i made sure no-one could see me,i wasnt out in the open.and in a ladies room at work.There were no women in there and it was quite "safe".

No place weird. I didn't want to get caught.

As a teen, I freely admit,
I often would diddle my clit.
But I never got caught,
Cuz the pleasures I sought
Were in bed, undercover, unlit.

dose in my own mind count?

In the minds of Catholic priests. The dirty little buggers!

Probably in the cemetary bathroom. It didn't feel too weird to me though, because I was working there at the time. Just so you don't get the wrong impression of me, it wasn't the location or any of the dead people that made me horny. I just happened to have an errant horny thought during lunch break.

@Sojournersoul