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BunnyWarrior · F
a washing machine... you know its old and it vibrated like crazy
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Convivial · 26-30, F
@BunnyWarrior especially when purposely unbalance the load😜
OldGrandDad · M
@SooperSarah Hahaha. I knew there was a reason I like Snickers so much!
aboveaverageaveragejoe · 51-55, M
@SooperSarah had to laugh at the hotdog.
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SW-User
I also went to school with a girl who used peanut butter and her dogs tongue to masturbate, she would just lie back and let her dog get on with it.
Gumba1000 · M
@SW-User That's a classic
CuriousCouple25 · 51-55, CVIP
@SW-User i dated a gal who did that!
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Morgann18 · 18-21, F
A highlighter in my high school bathroom. I was really horny during class, so I asked for a hall pass to go to the restroom. I masturbated with the highlighter inside myself as I was rubbing with my fingers at the same time, making myself cum pretty quickly. Then I walked by my locker on the way back to class and left the highlighter on the floor.
After class I went to my locker to get a book and a guy who had a nearby locker held out my highlighter and asked if it was mine. I asked him how he knew it belonged to me and he said he'd seen me with it in class before. So I thanked him and put it back in my backpack. I walked away wondering if he had any idea where that highlighter had just been.
After class I went to my locker to get a book and a guy who had a nearby locker held out my highlighter and asked if it was mine. I asked him how he knew it belonged to me and he said he'd seen me with it in class before. So I thanked him and put it back in my backpack. I walked away wondering if he had any idea where that highlighter had just been.
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DragonFruit · 61-69, M
Many years ago, I used the handle of a frying pan to masturbate with....long before I had even heard of the term “pansexual”.
Gumba1000 · M
Vacuum cleaner
billybob69 · 61-69
@Gumba1000 yep done that myself
Gumba1000 · M
I remember my cousin used to use a specific teddy
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Gumba1000 · M
@silkydrawers No she's a she.
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At work the fire service doing checks of fire extinguishers would find that girls (and potentially guys) were taking the gas cylinders to masturbate with.
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Gumba1000 · M
@SW-User How?
SW-User
@Gumba1000 you can unscrew the top of a water gas extinguisher
And the cartridge just unscrews
And the cartridge just unscrews
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Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
Jar of peanut butter
wonkywinky · 51-55, M
@Muthafukajones Hmmmm did you create a hole first or just insert into the jar?Hmmmm...
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
@wonkywinky it was a big mess… Pro TIP:
use smooth not crunchy.. 😉
use smooth not crunchy.. 😉
Barebum61 · 61-69, M
I'm thinking of trying out a Cantaloupe😁
Katie01 · F
TV remote
WormMan · 51-55, M
Stuffed toy as a kid
Bowenw · 61-69, M
Kind of embarrassing, but I one I can share publicly is a back scratcher.
wonkywinky · 51-55, M
Does talking about masturbating make you want to masturbate?
Life gets you like that i think.
Life gets you like that i think.
CuriousCouple25 · 51-55, CVIP
@wonkywinky yes
aran1 · 36-40, M
A dick
It was weird first time 🤪
It was weird first time 🤪
Woman whose kink was roleplaying as an object, she was weird, but great to use.
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
My thighs.
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@Gumba1000 Lying in bed on my back and tucking my 🍆 between my thighs.
Gumba1000 · M
@Sidewinder Wow, I can't do that.
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@Gumba1000 I've been doing it that way all my life.
Skippyskiptic · 41-45, M
Hairbrush with a round handle
billybob69 · 61-69
@Skippyskiptic yep done that one as well
wonkywinky · 51-55, M
A sponge rolled up into a tube.....wasnt that great.
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ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
Damn, I can't remember her name.
biandlargeny · 56-60, M
Made my own flesh light once
hunkalove · 61-69, M
A watermelon
OldGrandDad · M
@SarahB I've heard of it.
billybob69 · 61-69
vacuum cleaner
Markmywurdz · 56-60, M
Toilet seat.
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