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P.S I'm not queer or otherwise

Hi, let me save a ya little time. I have a cooter, don't like any besides my own.
If you like 'em you better be a man or .... we ain't got much to talk about.
BohemianBoo · 18-21, M
[quote]I'm not queer[/quote]

StraightLacedLADY · 41-45, F
@BohemianBoo **hugs*** You are a balm to the soul and I hope you are right
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@BohemianBoo I couldn't get volume but I think her smile said something
BohemianBoo · 18-21, M
@StraightLacedLADY I'm literally always right.
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
I’m a man, so set your cooter down and listen up. 😆
its your name that makes people think you got a thing for "peaches"
StraightLacedLADY · 41-45, F
@LordShadowfire Done!!!!
StraightLacedLADY · 41-45, F
@RedBaron Come on.. even with that delta crap?
RedBaron · M
@StraightLacedLADY What’s that?
PassingThrough · 41-45, M
Cooters are awesome and beautiful… sigh

I miss cooters.
StraightLacedLADY · 41-45, F
@PassingThrough How the hell does that happen?
PassingThrough · 41-45, M
@StraightLacedLADY just unlucky in love and life I guess. No sob stories just miss the intimacy
Jlhzfromep · M
It is good to know there is still at least one woman that likes men....lol
Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M
So refreshing to read this angle for a change! It’s usually the other way - lesbians telling men not to bother. 🤭
Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M
@StraightLacedLADY I’m thinking
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With the emphasis on Straight 😉
StraightLacedLADY · 41-45, F
@Ambroseguy80 Done!!!! I am absolved from all the women lovers...? or just the women of women lovers? ROFL
Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M
@StraightLacedLADY there will always be some who can’t get the hint. Whether it’s real lesbians - or the men who like to act like them here. 😉
Old school 👍😏
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Right On! And not even 'ol school queer' either
StraightLacedLADY · 41-45, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout How is cooter old school? Gawd, am I that old? Please tell me we're cooler than that?
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
Sounds pretty limited range of conversation topics. Not into art, music, books, whatever? Only cooter fillers?
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
@StraightLacedLADY Intelligent conversation is wonderful.
StraightLacedLADY · 41-45, F
@ChipmunkErnie Intelligent being the key word 😉
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
@StraightLacedLADY Or at least amusing.
GeorgeTBH · 31-35, M
👀 big fan of the cooter 😉 lol
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Convivial · 26-30, F
TexChik · F
😂😂😂 At-A-Girl! 🤭🤭🤭

atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@Josh1454 I just went to the park and stood there and enjoyed the mist' with my hot rum tea in my thermous
Josh1454 · M
@atlantic59 it’s always nice to be out in the mist. I’m guessing you live on the Atlantic. I grew up back east.
HatterM · 46-50, M
Erm, thanks, glad that's settled then. Can women pretending to be men apply? This is SW after all. They say it's a pond for catfish.
StraightLacedLADY · 41-45, F
@HatterM Don't ask, Don't tell if the application is made.... just don't share the same showers and the secret is safe! 😆
Slade · 56-60, M
Huge fan of the cooter here👍
StraightLacedLADY · 41-45, F
@Slade Lunchbox brings me memories of sandwiches and a thermos of .. i dont fucking know. What did kids carry in those things
?!
Slade · 56-60, M
@StraightLacedLADY I meant more it contains something delicious to eat
Slade · 56-60, M
@Slade cooter is delicious!
Northwest · M
Ok. I will subscribe to gynecology today.
Northwest · M
@StraightLacedLADY Here’s one I read a long time ago: She comes first, a thinking man’s guide to pleasuring a woman. Cooters galore, for sure 🤣
StraightLacedLADY · 41-45, F
@Northwest ROFL!!! Well, a women is like a diesel engine, it takes a long time to warm up but it goes, and goes, and goes....
Northwest · M
@StraightLacedLADY [quote]ROFL!!! Well, a women is like a diesel engine, it takes a long time to warm up but it goes, and goes, and goes....[/quote]

And a smart man will take that into consideration, and stoke the fire, all day long. ;-)
Greyjedi · M
I’ve never heard the name cooter before. Thank you for bringing a new and mysterious word into my vocabulary.
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@Greyjedi It's kind of like a coochie...
IronHammer · 61-69, M
wtf is a cooter
is it the same as coochie, mini haha or fufu or are there differences?
StraightLacedLADY · 41-45, F
@IronHammer Poohnany....
I know what a scooter is but a cooter? Does it make a pleasant noise?
StraightLacedLADY · 41-45, F
@TheManHimself I'm not sure about pleasant...
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@TheManHimself If you treat it right, its owner makes many pleasant noises.
DrPhibes · M
I am queer and I respect your right to love your cooter and no others
StraightLacedLADY · 41-45, F
@DrPhibes So fucking appreciative! Thank you
Quetzalcoatlus · 46-50, M
Y’all still call it a cooter?
StraightLacedLADY · 41-45, F
@Quetzalcoatlus What do you call it....?
Quetzalcoatlus · 46-50, M
@StraightLacedLADY Whatever you want baby..
StraightLacedLADY · 41-45, F
@Quetzalcoatlus tell me more sexy... 😉
Raymuundo · 41-45, M
Do you get many approaches?
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StraightLacedLADY · 41-45, F
@TheRealDisappearIntoSilence @TheRealDisappearIntoSilence By women, only in friendship. By men, only for two reasons.
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BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
Clear and concise information.
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@LordShadowfire I don't know what I am
I got a vagina, not a cooter. Am I missing out? 🥺
StraightLacedLADY · 41-45, F
@V00doo You are not missing a damn thing!! unless, you like fish tacos
PassingThrough · 41-45, M
@V00doo that’s a damn shame but I understand
@StraightLacedLADY Not my thing
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StraightLacedLADY · 41-45, F
@atlantic59 I'm sure you will find someone to whom that satisfaction can be supplied. Best wishes friend!
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@StraightLacedLADY give me nos. before I die..

 
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