Now everyone knows I am the butt stuff expert but I was caught off guard when my friend called me for help getting am avocado out of her ass 😄😄😂

You could be called the Butt Whisperer with the knowledge you have. Lol

I was medic in the military for a few years, and i was always amazed at the things people would put in their butts.

Got called to a house, guy hadca shower head stuck in his ass. The shower head was still attached to the mount on the wall (very low on the wall). We had to cut it off at the wall to transport.

The ER dr tried to remove it by pulling, which would rip him a little.

Ended up taking him to the OR


This was my first run I did which was a

My face reading this.. 😂

I’ve been on a handful of foreign body 911 calls over the years. Never once has it been a female. Not one time. 😂

Teach me

Are you serious? My hospital has a collection of items removed from people's body organs

Oh, you don't know how useful this information is to, uh, someone. I'm sure.

We’re you able to remove it from her?

ive seen videos women using power drills with their favorite item attached

Was the avacado pre ripe, ripe, or post ripe?

Or a proctologist.

That isn't how you make guacamole 🥑 lol 🤣

An avocado sounds a whole lot better than a cucumber.