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Now everyone knows I am the butt stuff expert but I was caught off guard when my friend called me for help getting am avocado out of her ass 😄😄😂

Just pump some water inside, but not too much, push it out, do it again and again, the water helps lubing the area and pushing water in and out multiple times would loosen the stuck object.

I feel like if used my brains for something useful I would've been a Nobel prize winner or a CEO
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MommaBear · 26-30, F
My face reading this.. 😂
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
Are you serious? My hospital has a collection of items removed from people's body organs
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
@TheBatQueen oh, yes she did. if i look over my notes of strange and unusual patients over my 50 years plus 4 years of medical school, i can probably find a bunch of other bizarre cases.
TheBatQueen · 22-25, F
@samueltyler2 god damn.

I have been doing this since very young age and I have never hurt myself or lost anything inside.

I guess having super religion parents made very careful not to hurt myself so I wouldn't tell them anything about my forbidden hobbies.
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
@TheBatQueen be careful, is all i can say, be sure whatever you put in is clean! one other thing is to know what you are using at all times. we had a young woman who came into the ER because she grabbed a bottle of glue rather than Nair and used it on her pubic area.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
Oh, you don't know how useful this information is to, uh, someone. I'm sure.
1490wayb · 56-60, M
ive seen videos women using power drills with their favorite item attached
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
@1490wayb really? Wild.
Familygirl · 46-50, FVIP
Was the avacado pre ripe, ripe, or post ripe?
TheBatQueen · 22-25, F
@Familygirl ripe, she owes me lunch.
I hope it's not avocado toast
Northwest · M
Or a proctologist.
Tahitiangrandma · 70-79, FVIP
That isn't how you make guacamole 🥑 lol 🤣
hunkalove · 70-79, M
An avocado sounds a whole lot better than a cucumber.
TheBatQueen · 22-25, F
@hunkalove true I has a fun texture but can be easily lost inside if you are not careful
hunkalove · 70-79, M
@TheBatQueen And you might grow an avocado tree in your belly?
Degbeme · 70-79, M

 
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