Now everyone knows I am the butt stuff expert but I was caught off guard when my friend called me for help getting am avocado out of her ass 😄😄😂

@samueltyler2 she called me so she wouldn't go to the hospital.... again.

Last time it a double edge dildo, and she was embarrassed to go there again just after months.

@TheBatQueen at least she called you. the weirdest thing i was ever involved with was a case in which a woman had pushed a soda bottle into her vagina and it ended up in her abdominal cavity, need surgery to remove it. When i was in the navy, I was once MOD when a woman came in with a softball game injury. on x-ray she had her diaphragm in her vagina. She said her husband had deployed a month prior to this and she had sex with him the night before, she forgot to take it out.

@samueltyler2 please tell me she didn't tear a hole through Virginia walls with that soda can.

Any one with a shred of common sense knows not to push too hard.

@TheBatQueen oh, yes she did. if i look over my notes of strange and unusual patients over my 50 years plus 4 years of medical school, i can probably find a bunch of other bizarre cases.

@samueltyler2 god damn.

I have been doing this since very young age and I have never hurt myself or lost anything inside.

I guess having super religion parents made very careful not to hurt myself so I wouldn't tell them anything about my forbidden hobbies.

@TheBatQueen be careful, is all i can say, be sure whatever you put in is clean! one other thing is to know what you are using at all times. we had a young woman who came into the ER because she grabbed a bottle of glue rather than Nair and used it on her pubic area.