Went to visit grandma, the beds are so nice I might stay there for few nights or a week or two, can i keep the bed? (1)
I have been chatting with my friend about putting eggs in my asshole, then I saw on Reddit a girl with a whisk in her butt, that gave me an ideaYou want some cake? I would whisk those eggs real good. 😉
You can't push Willy where Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no Little Willy, Willy won't go home
Just literally I was on my way to get my ass clapped I had a phone call with some moron and my mood was ruined 😤😤😠😮💨I went and got my cheeks clapped anyway but I was annoyed at first.
Just a saw a video of a guy in hospital getting a bottle of air freshener removed from his ass hole, skill issueBro I shoved countless number of things up inside my bum when I was like 14ish "growing up with strict nutjob parents would force you to improvise", I even went to sleep with tomatoes inside me once and not once lost anything inside . Pathetic.
First experience with anal...Was back in college. My girlfriend of the time had borrowed a "Sensual Massage" book from one of her girlfriends and we were in bed watching TV and experimenting with the techniques of the book. Both of us were covered in oil and she was lying on... See More »
