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If you use a bidet it is only logical to assume you're into anal and butt stuff.

SW-User
It’s funny because if you got shit onto any other part of your body you wouldn’t just wipe it off with toilet paper, you wash it properly…but you seemingly don’t care about you’re arse in the same way
Elessar · 26-30, M
@SW-User 👏🏻👏🏻
novaguy2u · 70-79, M
@SW-User Exactly!
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
I use a bidet because of it's hygienic properties.

I mean, I'm also into anal and butt stuff, but that's not why I use a bidet.
MethDozer · M
@DunningKruger Sure it is. Definitely a part of it.
SW-User
Some just like a clean butt hole
Elessar · 26-30, M
@MethDozer It doesn't even deliver that, your's a very fallacious point 🤺
MethDozer · M
@Elessar the ones I've used did.
Elessar · 26-30, M
@MethDozer You've used the wrong ones then!
Elessar · 26-30, M
Yeah, nothing more manly than having a crusty smelly a$s
Elessar · 26-30, M
@basilfawlty89 First of all, the jet isn't high speed. It has exactly the same penetrative force on your sphincter as the jet from the shower: unless one skips washing their a$s altogether even when they shower, the experience is 1:1 identical to the one you're already used to.

Those Brazilian (?) things that are installed in the toilet and will squirt a jet at your butt at most may be like you describe, but the bidet simply provides you with a source of water that you'll use identically to the one in the shower, except without having to take a whole shower.
MethDozer · M
@Elessar Dude it's alright. Admit it, you like things tickling your open sphincter
Elessar · 26-30, M
@MethDozer I would never because it isn't true. Having a clean a$s is a hill I'm ready to die on
Northwest · M
Or you're thoughtful enough to make sure your whole dick area smells nicely, and not reek of piss, before some unsuspecting woman trying to use it like a lollipop.
MethDozer · M
@Northwest Why are you pissing on yourself? That's the question? Does your wife make you sit down or something like a good little sissy?
Northwest · M
@MethDozer Don 't mix up your kink with other people.
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
There are much better ways to stimulate the arse than a water fountain 🙄
MethDozer · M
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
@MethDozer 🧑‍🏭
GlitterEater · 36-40, F
You mean European?
MethDozer · M
@GlitterEater Wellllll


You know what they say about those French girls.

And those Greek girls
And those Spanish girls
Dutch girls

Etc.
GlitterEater · 36-40, F
@MethDozer They live in Europe?
MethDozer · M
@GlitterEater And do butt stuff
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
I like to power wash the crust off my ass before mating
StepDad2 · 36-40, M
Do you use a bidet?
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
Also you leave skidmarks
Or, you know, not into wasting paper.

 
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