If you use a bidet it is only logical to assume you're into anal and butt stuff.

@Elessar bruh...wet wipes are a thing.

@basilfawlty89 Yeah, more unnecessary single use plastic that will also leave you sticky, when you could simply use good ol' water and soap

@Elessar then just use the toilet that's common in Arab countries. You squat, wipe and wash. No need for another piece of equipment.

@basilfawlty89 squat toilets are by far the most disgusting barbaric thing ever

@basilfawlty89 That one sucks too because you don't control the jet

@MethDozer I'm not fond of them, but they are supposedly better health wise.

@Elessar Dude spread your cheeks ffs and don't get it all smeared like an infant in a diaper

@basilfawlty89 Not worth it.

@MethDozer You know those instructional videos they make for kids, who think that they teeth are clean, then see them under black light (iirc?) and they're full of nasty cr#p? They should make the same thing but about the bùtthole, and targeting American adults

@Elessar Oh I forgot Euros don't shower daily. So it makes sense.

@MethDozer Akshually:

Besides, unless you plan to have a whole shower any time you take a sh*t you won't solve anything with it, daily or not.

@Elessar I alwayss try to shit before I shower. Unless I am at work then I don't give a fuuuuuck

@MethDozer Imagine not having to be preoccupied at all of scheduling your shower: you take a dump, you wipe, you wash your holy spot, then you're back to your life with a pristine clean a$s.

Of course we don't have a bidet at work and when the dump happens during company time we'll just accept having to make an exception for a few hours. But as soon as the shift's over or you're in the break, you can bet the first thing done is washing or showering

@Elessar Well yeah. Love me a shower

@basilfawlty89 We're our own a$s police. It's myself in the first place who'll be uncomfortable the most if my a$s isn't clean, before anyone else

@Elessar you got keep your dick a little dirty so the chick can tell where you last came from

@Elessar "I'm Elessar and I love a water jet up my butt. When I'm at work, I'm so excited for high speed water jets up my sphincter, I can't wait to get home and get my arse sprayed"

You, 2024.

@basilfawlty89 First of all, the jet isn't high speed. It has exactly the same penetrative force on your sphincter as the jet from the shower: unless one skips washing their a$s altogether even when they shower, the experience is 1:1 identical to the one you're already used to.

Those Brazilian (?) things that are installed in the toilet and will squirt a jet at your butt at most may be like you describe, but the bidet simply provides you with a source of water that you'll use identically to the one in the shower, except without having to take a whole shower.

@Elessar Dude it's alright. Admit it, you like things tickling your open sphincter

@MethDozer I would never because it isn't true. Having a clean a$s is a hill I'm ready to die on