I made you some tea.

It says 'do not eat', but it doesn't say 'do not drink'. 🤙

I will have two lumps 😁

I was gonna be like, "Why, thank you!" But then after actually reading the bag, I was like "Wait a minute..." 😆

I knew it! lol

Has it got any coffee in it? 🤔

So wonderfully demented

First you sleep through our date, and now poisoning me, I feel someone place a large insurance policy on me somehow.

Imma gonna let it steep till hell freezes over🤨 Maybe I should be glad it doesn't have cyanide😔



I'm skipping the edibles,too

but i ask for a hot chocolate 😒

*Calling the cops*

Looks like dry tea

don't tell me what to do silica gel!