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tenente · 100+, M
i'm almost 40 yo and i want to retire 😭
tenente · 100+, M
@mindstruggle haha i haven't thought about him in a long time lol 😅
@tenente
That's why I keep on reminding you. **whoosh whoosh! 🪄✨
mokele · 36-40, M
@tenente don't deny our love 💔 ttttttteeeeeeennnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnttttttttttttteeeeeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Mooed78 · F
I am 46 and my udder is sagging. I cant be milked anymore lol
Mooed78 · F
@Justenjoyit i love my back rubbed like this
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
@Mooed78
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Ontheroad · M
@Mooed78 we need to know how many pms you got offering certain services🤣
I'm 21 and I can't cope with my abundance of hair 🤔
@mindstruggle Holy sheet, I'm not THAT OLD 😨
@UBotMate
You forgot your daily meds. 💉
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
I’m 372 but I can still do everything 🧙‍♂
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle I’m getting your coffee 🙄
@ShepherdBard
Make sure it's hot. 🙂✨
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle uggghhhh
I'm 3 billion years old, and I still can't do a split
@greensnacks
Same girlie, same! 😩


@deadgerbil can teach you!
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@mindstruggle work in progress!!
@deadgerbil
I'm just advertising your business!
Matt85 · 36-40, M
I'm 39 and can't remember the funky passwords that the internet has forced me to make.
@Matt85
Man, I can relate.
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Ontheroad · M
So, you're still a youngster... I'm 77 (in a matter of days), and I can't do half of what I used to be able to do... not gracefully or without lots of moans and groans😂
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Ontheroad You are very funny 🥔🤣 Sometimes I feel you are just another alternate account of Degs
@BittersweetPotato
Oh no please no. 🥲
Ontheroad · M
@BittersweetPotato nah, I'm the good looking one😁
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thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
I'm 36 and

Healingtogether · 26-30
I'm 27 and the "my parents won't let me/ I'm grounded" excuse doesn't work anymore
Older than dirt and can't churn my soil
😵
@Bexsy
You're not old! 😒 @Degbeme is.
@mindstruggle 🤭 true
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@mindstruggle @Bexsy

Classified · M
I'm not old. I still know that my birthday is in my passport, I'll have my age for you in a minute, as soon as I remember today's date.

Hum, where's my passport?

What was I doing again?
@Classified
Here's your meds. 💊
being · 36-40, F
I'm 333 and apparently I can't die🦄
@being
Unicorn!!! 🦄
I'm 27 and I can't poach an egg
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@PepsiColaP I've given up on trying to poach eggs! I like them better fried, anyway.
@DrWatson I like them cake
@PepsiColaP it’s easy, you just hunt unsuspecting eggs laying in someone else’s field
Gumbodidlo · 56-60, C
59
I can't remember why I walk into a room
SW-User
(Almost) 38 and I can't whistle
Tumbleweed · F
I'm 56 and get wait to go to bed!
@Tumbleweed
Still at work? 🥺
Tumbleweed · F
@mindstruggle No, I've been off all week! 😆 I know, I'm pitiful!!
@Tumbleweed
Dang! I'm jealous!! Haha
slorollin · 41-45, M
Im 43 and i cant do a hand stand
@deadgerbil @slorollin
You guys can be besties. 🪄✨
slorollin · 41-45, M
@mindstruggle you want to tell me what it is ive done to you thats so bad you have to come at me with that nonsense? That's cold
@slorollin
Bruh. 😭
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
Im 33 and i cant cut anything with my shoulder blades 🤷‍♂
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Im 54 and i can't play piano
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
@mindstruggle not really, i have a niece that is good at it though
@vetguy1991
I wanna learn how to play a piano too.
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
@mindstruggle i can do the harmonica part of piano man though
calicuz · 56-60, M
I'm 56, and I can't remember why I walked into this room. 🤔
@calicuz
To get the ketchup
DrWatson · 70-79, M
I'm 72 and I still can't sing!
@DrWatson
Same, dokie! I just have the confidence 😩
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@mindstruggle We should do a duet sometime!
@DrWatson
Omg yeees! I'ma sing you a song dokie! 😌🪄✨
Montanaman · M
For me? It's probably easier to ask what I can do.😳🙄🙏
65.
@Montanaman
Looking good for a 65!
You are not 56
@mindstruggle now don't go changing it again for a joke 😅
@NerdyPotato
They don't believe me anyway. 😒
@mindstruggle people are weird...
I'm 37 and can't do anything anymore 😅
Tumbleweed · F
Girl it's been raining all week but it's been wonderful having some downtime!
@Tumbleweed
I miss the rain!!! I love rain.
Tumbleweed · F
@mindstruggle I love a good, loud thunderstorm but this non stop rain is driving me nuts 😵‍💫🧐
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
I AM FULLY GROWN ASS POTATO AND SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY. OKAY 🥔😡
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@mindstruggle I forgot you are a cute frog and not a human 🥔🥴
Mooed78 · F
pride49 · 31-35, M
@BittersweetPotato
fun4us2b · M
I'm 65 and really can't think of anything....I mean literally I can't think of anything.

That's a Joke ⬆

I actually can't think of anything I can't do anymore...
I'm 50 but I can still do everything that I used to. It's just more painful, lol.
@MsSwan
You're still magnificent tho.
I'm not telling that just because you're my friend. 😶
@mindstruggle Soooo sweet
I'm 40 and I can't go to music festivals anymore
Healingtogether · 26-30
@MarbleMarvel just do vip first time and it's way easier on your body and free drinks and food all weekend too
@Healingtogether I'm not about that VIP life
Healingtogether · 26-30
@MarbleMarvel me either if i ever do it again i won't spend much time in the vip area but with 20 dollar cocktails it pays for itself in free drinks alone. But I'd rather be in the pits or rails than some vip area with everyone recording on their phones lol
smiler2012 · 61-69
{@mindstruggle] you will laugh at this i am sixty one at the end of the year and i cannot ride a bike lol 😆
@smiler2012
Whyyyy???
Jenny1234 · 56-60, F
@mindstruggle you’re not 56 are you?
@Jenny1234
No 😔
I'm old enough to vote but I can't vote for Trump.
AnotherWeirdo · 41-45, M
I'm 41 and I can't roll my Rs
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
I'm 100 and can't use my snatch
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
@SkeetSkeet snatch someone put of something?
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
I'm 90 and I cannot really walk so I have to dance.
@pancakeslam
I lowkey wanna see
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@iamonfire696
I kinda look like her 😑
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@mindstruggle you’re so beautiful and so is she. So yah you do
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
I am 61, I dont suffer fools gladly lol

 
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