Are you a good person? QUICK we are in a fire and you must provide 3 solid proofs

Fire…are we in hell?🔥🔥🔥Together…?😅

Man, we really fucked it up this time, didn’t we?🤣🤣🤣

1- I never missed my dentist appointment and that because she has nice breasts.
2- My house is always open for anyone but not everyone come because we are full time nudists at home, and it's a small house crowded with people.
3- I never speed with my car even when I am drunk.

what kinds D&D riddles three BS is this? imma just call the fire fighters n they can come get you.

1) Breathing apparatus (nothing else will be useful if you suffocate)
2) Fire hose to clear the way of fire
3) Axe to clear the way of anything else

1. My empathetic heart willing to fight anyone's battles that can't defend themselves from bullies.
2. My open and honest approach to life.
3. My sense of humor to try and lighten one's day.

1. Ted Danson was never my idol
2. I bought the book “What We Owe to Each Other”
3. In real life I have annoying behaviours (just being honest)

1 P.A.S.S - Pull Aim Squeeze Sweep
2. give you a wet rag to wear so you can breathe
3. run back to get your pets

I'll just leave now

Not really. I'm like the villain of SW

I’m no better or worse than anyone else. 🧘‍♀️

I guess not if he treats me the way he treats me

I feel like its Karma for what? I don't know but I obviously did something to deserve this

*grabs ur hand and drags you to the exit* - fuck proof, I'm getting us outta here.

Rude
Cold
Selflessly Selfish