Someone should make am amusment park were ordinary people can go to play with military ordnance.

My granddaughter is doing an internship in Heartland, America, and trying to soak up the local culture. She already has been to a couple of demolition derbies, and the one that broke me up was the one between school buses. She was amazed when I told her California used to have those back in the day as well. Sure fire way for the dirt auto race tracks to bring in more revenue between the "legit" races, and a way to wring another revenue stream out of the junkers before they went to the metal scrap recyclers. Wouldn't pass the pollution laws these days.

I thought there were places in Vegas and shit where you can do stuff like that?

Some small rural schools here have old junk donated cars for people to smash as a PTA fundraiser at event nights. You can whack it with a sledgehammer for a buck or two.

This is literally what I picture you doing all day

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They used to have tank driving, but i don't see that on their menu anymore

One of my regrets in life is that I didn't take advantage of the fact that I used to know a guy who had some military surplus grenades. He was the insane grandfather of a guy I used to hang out with, and for 50 bucks, he'd let you throw a grenade. His yard was full of divots that proved it.