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What's the drunkest you've ever been?

Mine was when I went out on foot to meet a hooker on a Christmas Eve, after an afternoon's drinking. When I got there her madam turned me away due to my state. I kept drinking all the way back, at one point falling on my face. After I apparently crossed an intersection dangerously and my erratic gait obviously attracted attention, two cops questioned me. When I admitted to intoxication and handed out my hip-flask to demonstrate, the cop said "that's an umbrella."
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ravenwind43 · 51-55, F
Once when I was 18. Did some things. I think I bordered on alcohol poisoning. At some points everything looked upside down or I couldn't see it all. I'm really glad I curbed that behavior quickly. I rarely drink now.
Docdon23 · M
Sadly, in college and a few years after (I quit drinking after this and have not had a drink in decades) I was so drunk I had no clue what i was doing,,,and the next day found out some bad stuff...i do not miss those days...
Friend's wedding. We drank before the ceremony, which was on the beach. We drank at the reception. We drank after the reception, at a party on the beach. After it was over, I was too drunk to find my hotel room even though it was only a few hundred feet away. Woke up on the sand, and finally staggered about and stumbled on to my room. The next day I was extremely hung over at the airport to catch a flight home. Several people there recognized me, saying how much fun we had on the beach the night before, but I just couldn't remember.
meggie · F
When i waa about 25 i mixed my drinks and sleep walked naked. I woke up thinking it had been a nightmare but it wasn't.
UpForItNow · 22-25, F
@ExtremeNext You under-age drinker, you. I'm going to tell your parents.
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Probably my 22nd birthday, I was not only incredibly drunk but also smoked a bunch of weed and then went to a rave and drank more lol
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
In college, I went to a party on the other side of the park from my dorm.
I got really drunk, and pretty stoned as well. At the end, I left and started walking back to the dorm through the park.
I woke up the next morning, completely naked in the middle of the park.
Looking around, I found my pants (with my keys and wallet in the pockets) and my shoes (with socks inside them), but was unable to locate my shirt or underwear.
I hadn’t remembered feeling sleepy or removing any clothing....I had blacked out.
pdockal · 56-60, M
Blacked out where i lost days .... was told I had a great time
Dino11 · M
We drank a case of Jose Cuervo gold, they ran out,
So we started in on the Bucardi 151.

I could chug a fifth of whiskey, for starters
In 2019. I was drinking too much, less to eat and also smoked and then I was riding a bike. I blacked out while driving and had an accident.
Jeffrey53 · 51-55, M
July 22 1991 I almost died of alcohol poisoning last time I really got drunk
Never to the point that I wasn’t aware. One birthday in my 20s I got so sick that I was hugging the "porcelain throne" for much of the morning.
Dino11 · M
@bijouxbroussard We used to call that Talking To Baby HUUUEY On the Big
White Telephone...😅
My 21'st birthday. After about 4 "Long Island Teas" I was leading a sing-along in some pub (apparently) It wasn't exactly a Hallmark occasion. I made a fool of myself.
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i cant remember
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I got stuck in a toilet unable to open the door and spent the entire next day throwing up

For years later someone just had to say “green stuff” and I would retch
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@SW-User yep
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@SW-User green stuff!😈
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@SW-User naughty!

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Bang5luts · M
When? Where?
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I think I've only gotten drunk enough to vomit maybe 3 times in my life ... I don't think I ever got drunk enough to pass out ... my car got towed on one of these occasions because the street lane I parked in became a traffic lane at 6am but I had to take a cab home, and was shocked that my car was gone the next day

 
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