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What's the drunkest you've ever been?

Mine was when I went out on foot to meet a hooker on a Christmas Eve, after an afternoon's drinking. When I got there her madam turned me away due to my state. I kept drinking all the way back, at one point falling on my face. After I apparently crossed an intersection dangerously and my erratic gait obviously attracted attention, two cops questioned me. When I admitted to intoxication and handed out my hip-flask to demonstrate, the cop said "that's an umbrella."
Docdon23 · M
Sadly, in college and a few years after (I quit drinking after this and have not had a drink in decades) I was so drunk I had no clue what i was doing,,,and the next day found out some bad stuff...i do not miss those days...
ravenwind43 · 51-55, F
Once when I was 18. Did some things. I think I bordered on alcohol poisoning. At some points everything looked upside down or I couldn't see it all. I'm really glad I curbed that behavior quickly. I rarely drink now.
Friend's wedding. We drank before the ceremony, which was on the beach. We drank at the reception. We drank after the reception, at a party on the beach. After it was over, I was too drunk to find my hotel room even though it was only a few hundred feet away. Woke up on the sand, and finally staggered about and stumbled on to my room. The next day I was extremely hung over at the airport to catch a flight home. Several people there recognized me, saying how much fun we had on the beach the night before, but I just couldn't remember.
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
In college, I went to a party on the other side of the park from my dorm.
I got really drunk, and pretty stoned as well. At the end, I left and started walking back to the dorm through the park.
I woke up the next morning, completely naked in the middle of the park.
Looking around, I found my pants (with my keys and wallet in the pockets) and my shoes (with socks inside them), but was unable to locate my shirt or underwear.
I hadn’t remembered feeling sleepy or removing any clothing....I had blacked out.
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Probably my 22nd birthday, I was not only incredibly drunk but also smoked a bunch of weed and then went to a rave and drank more lol
meggie · F
When i waa about 25 i mixed my drinks and sleep walked naked. I woke up thinking it had been a nightmare but it wasn't.
pdockal · 56-60, M
Blacked out where i lost days .... was told I had a great time
UpForItNow · 22-25, F
@ExtremeNext You under-age drinker, you. I'm going to tell your parents.
My 21'st birthday. After about 4 "Long Island Teas" I was leading a sing-along in some pub (apparently) It wasn't exactly a Hallmark occasion. I made a fool of myself.
Dino11 · M
We drank a case of Jose Cuervo gold, they ran out,
So we started in on the Bucardi 151.

I could chug a fifth of whiskey, for starters
In 2019. I was drinking too much, less to eat and also smoked and then I was riding a bike. I blacked out while driving and had an accident.
Jeffrey53 · 51-55, M
July 22 1991 I almost died of alcohol poisoning last time I really got drunk
Never to the point that I wasn’t aware. One birthday in my 20s I got so sick that I was hugging the "porcelain throne" for much of the morning.
Dino11 · M
@bijouxbroussard We used to call that Talking To Baby HUUUEY On the Big
White Telephone...😅
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i cant remember
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Slade · 56-60, M
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I got stuck in a toilet unable to open the door and spent the entire next day throwing up

For years later someone just had to say “green stuff” and I would retch
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@Slade yep
Slade · 56-60, M
@SW-User green stuff!😈
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@Slade naughty!

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Bang5luts · M
When? Where?
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I think I've only gotten drunk enough to vomit maybe 3 times in my life ... I don't think I ever got drunk enough to pass out ... my car got towed on one of these occasions because the street lane I parked in became a traffic lane at 6am but I had to take a cab home, and was shocked that my car was gone the next day

 
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