What's the drunkest you've ever been?

Mine was when I went out on foot to meet a hooker on a Christmas Eve, after an afternoon's drinking. When I got there her madam turned me away due to my state. I kept drinking all the way back, at one point falling on my face. After I apparently crossed an intersection dangerously and my erratic gait obviously attracted attention, two cops questioned me. When I admitted to intoxication and handed out my hip-flask to demonstrate, the cop said "that's an umbrella."

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BizSuitStacy · M

Friend's wedding. We drank before the ceremony, which was on the beach. We drank at the reception. We drank after the reception, at a party on the beach. After it was over, I was too drunk to find my hotel room even though it was only a few hundred feet away. Woke up on the sand, and finally staggered about and stumbled on to my room. The next day I was extremely hung over at the airport to catch a flight home. Several people there recognized me, saying how much fun we had on the beach the night before, but I just couldn't remember.