What's the drunkest you've ever been?

Mine was when I went out on foot to meet a hooker on a Christmas Eve, after an afternoon's drinking. When I got there her madam turned me away due to my state. I kept drinking all the way back, at one point falling on my face. After I apparently crossed an intersection dangerously and my erratic gait obviously attracted attention, two cops questioned me. When I admitted to intoxication and handed out my hip-flask to demonstrate, the cop said "that's an umbrella."

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I think I've only gotten drunk enough to vomit maybe 3 times in my life ... I don't think I ever got drunk enough to pass out ... my car got towed on one of these occasions because the street lane I parked in became a traffic lane at 6am but I had to take a cab home, and was shocked that my car was gone the next day