What's the drunkest you've ever been?

Mine was when I went out on foot to meet a hooker on a Christmas Eve, after an afternoon's drinking. When I got there her madam turned me away due to my state. I kept drinking all the way back, at one point falling on my face. After I apparently crossed an intersection dangerously and my erratic gait obviously attracted attention, two cops questioned me. When I admitted to intoxication and handed out my hip-flask to demonstrate, the cop said "that's an umbrella."

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DragonFruit · 61-69, M

In college, I went to a party on the other side of the park from my dorm.
I got really drunk, and pretty stoned as well. At the end, I left and started walking back to the dorm through the park.
I woke up the next morning, completely naked in the middle of the park.
Looking around, I found my pants (with my keys and wallet in the pockets) and my shoes (with socks inside them), but was unable to locate my shirt or underwear.
I hadn’t remembered feeling sleepy or removing any clothing....I had blacked out.