Mi first wife homemade food.

Did you know that if you throw a microwave off the Empire State Building, it can kill someone when it hits the bottom?

I remember an old Hitchcock TV show where the husband had died from blunt force trauma and try as they could the detectives could never find any objects that matched the head wound. While they searched the wife continued tending to her leg of lamb that she was roasting in the oven. Was taking longer than usual since she hadn't thawed it before putting it in the oven and calling the police.

I'm not sure about best, but that meat tenderizer hammer looks pretty efficient...

A .. dildo ?

Freeze water into something sharp. It’ll melt and leave no prints..

So I’ve heard 😁

Are you planning something?

Rolling pin, LOLZ! 乂^◡^乂

pizza cutter would work well too... 🤔

the gas boiler...

Garlic press.

12 inch carbon steel french chefs knife.

or if unskilled? a 10 inch cast iron pan.
or a fire extinguisher

My wife has a marble rolling pin she uses for pie crust. It would make a devastating blunt instrument.

meat tenderizer (hammer style or needle pounder...)

Poisoned food?

as far as knives, a 10+ inch serrated bread knife would cause more internal damage than a chefs knife... 🤔

Blender?

Saran wrap

A large chefs knife, or a meat cleaver.

The carving knife.....

😆 sounds like you are thinking ahead nimby if the ten hag manager does not work [nimbus]

Depends on your murder style. E.g., concussion:

Cleaver.

Well...I DO have a 12" chef's knife...

Butter knife. Imagine stabbing someone slowly with rounded ends.

Butcher knife

Fridge. If you drop one on somebody, that's pretty conclusive.

A spatula. If any one fook wit me imma gonna flip theys ass faster than a cat in water can swim across a pool

Well I have a lot of very sharp knives but I think I'd use a frying pan if I was gonna use anything here to kill someone

Not for efficiency's sake. I just don't like the idea of knifing someone 😬😅

The Acid under the sink

A frozen leg of lamb, hit him over the head then cook it