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Hi, my names Bard, I’m the new guy

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Hi Bard the new guy, the previous Bard gave me PTSD. 😮‍💨
@ShepherdBard
Hmmmmm?
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle I’ll be sleeping soon I think zzz
@ShepherdBard
Nighty night I think...
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Please leave
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Prettybratbi1tch
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch
I am fearful to contribute to this argument

Degbeme · 70-79, M
@ShepherdBard She did that. 😅
YoMomma ·
Hello new guy 😃
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
Well welcome aboard the SW Ship, that Old Bard guy was a trip, you are not like an old tire that just got re-capped, are you? LOL
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@WillaKissing didn’t know there was an old onn
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
@ShepherdBard There was until we made him walk the plant for stirring up the SW women.

Haven't you ever heard not to put a weasel in a hen house before?
MellyMel22 · F
New guys give me ice cream.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@MellyMel22 is that an insult??
@MellyMel22 nobody does. We tolerate it.
MellyMel22 · F
@ShepherdBard No. you’re now one of us. Congrats 🥳
“What in the tarnation?” LOL Love it!!! 😂😂😂

Remember that’s my word bardy… ok?!
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
New guy… I see… Right. I swear I’ve heard this bard’s tale somewhere before… 🤷‍♂
ElRengo · 70-79, M
Hi
My name is Enkidu and I´m not so new........
poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F
that’s too bad my name is already bard so you’ll need to get your own✋🏻
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@poisonouscupcake weird coming from the person looking me eye to eye 😒
poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F
@ShepherdBard girl i’m kneeling✋🏻
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@poisonouscupcake on the couch 🙄
Oh you're newly a guy?
Well welcome to malehood

There are pluses and minus, of course you can now pee standing up... oh, you were already standing, my bad...
BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
I feel like I have seen you here before.

Oh yeah

Now i remember


Scandalous behavior..
Punxi · F
Sounds like Cleaner pics bait.

ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Punxi 😶
Punxi · F
@ShepherdBard Don't get all lock an key now New Guy.
meJess · F
Bard? Is that what doormen call you?
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@meJess sometimes
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
Welcome to the Twilight Zone!
Hireath · 36-40, M
Time for the initiation beating 🏏
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Hireath 🏃
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
Hi. I like Buffalo Wings and dancing monkeys


*Gives you a clown suit* now dance for me 🤗
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@tobynshorty well it would be nice
tobynshorty · 51-55, F
@ShepherdBard hot water bottle ..your welcome
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@tobynshorty what in tarnation
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
@ShepherdBard Yes, I'm afraid you have fallen into the

ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@thepeculiarpanda woahhh 3D
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
@ShepherdBard
Lilymoon · F
Gtfo 👉🏻
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Lilymoon they said this place was welcoming 😒
empanadas · 31-35, M
So is this your other personality coming out
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@empanadas do I know you?
empanadas · 31-35, M
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Degbeme hater
tenente · 36-40, M
How DARE you say that in front of my favorite bath bomb 😠

ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M

 
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