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The World Is My Urinal!

Last night, before bed, it was time to take the dogs out. It was dark outside except for the lights from my windows. As I took them out front and they each sniffed around where a couple of fox had been rooting in birdseed spilled from the feeders by blue jays (read my story about my grandpa and blue jays) and finally did their business. I felt the need and did my business as well.

When the dogs and I came back in, my wife asked,

"Did you just pee out front there?"

I replied,

"Yes, why?"

She said,

"There is a sailboat anchored out there in front on the lake."

I replied,

"it's late, I doubt the splash woke them up."

She then said,

"I was talking about them seeing you."

To which I replied,

"It's dark out. They are 200ft out on the lake."

She then said,

"But why would you do that?"


I replied,

"Because the World Is My Urinal"


which pretty much ended the conversation.
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Degbeme · 70-79, M Best Comment
That explains all the dead fish.
goliathtree · 56-60, M
@Degbeme Anything to make my dogs happy. One loves to roll in them and the other loves to eat them.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@goliathtree Saves feeding one.

Thanks ;)

YoMomma ·
A friend was talking to some people outside of church and his lil kid just started peeing on the lawn 😅 they didn’t notice tho 😅
goliathtree · 56-60, M
@YoMomma better than in his pants!
YoMomma ·
@goliathtree for sure 😅
RedBaron · M
Big whoop. I’ve done that on midnight walks in NYC.
goliathtree · 56-60, M
@RedBaron the entire point of the story.
PatKirby · M
A great place to start!

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PatKirby · M
@goliathtree


Truly, I wouldn't waste my piss on her if she was on 🔥
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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
When you gotta go you gotta go.
And the neighbours bird bath?
goliathtree · 56-60, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout my personal bidet.
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
Careful. Retaliation usually comes as a surprise attack by shadowy figures 😬😬


 
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