The World Is My Urinal!
Last night, before bed, it was time to take the dogs out. It was dark outside except for the lights from my windows. As I took them out front and they each sniffed around where a couple of fox had been rooting in birdseed spilled from the feeders by blue jays (read my story about my grandpa and blue jays) and finally did their business. I felt the need and did my business as well.
When the dogs and I came back in, my wife asked,
"Did you just pee out front there?"
I replied,
"Yes, why?"
She said,
"There is a sailboat anchored out there in front on the lake."
I replied,
"it's late, I doubt the splash woke them up."
She then said,
"I was talking about them seeing you."
To which I replied,
"It's dark out. They are 200ft out on the lake."
She then said,
"But why would you do that?"
I replied,
"Because the World Is My Urinal"
which pretty much ended the conversation.
When the dogs and I came back in, my wife asked,
"Did you just pee out front there?"
I replied,
"Yes, why?"
She said,
"There is a sailboat anchored out there in front on the lake."
I replied,
"it's late, I doubt the splash woke them up."
She then said,
"I was talking about them seeing you."
To which I replied,
"It's dark out. They are 200ft out on the lake."
She then said,
"But why would you do that?"
I replied,
"Because the World Is My Urinal"
which pretty much ended the conversation.