The World Is My Urinal!

Last night, before bed, it was time to take the dogs out. It was dark outside except for the lights from my windows. As I took them out front and they each sniffed around where a couple of fox had been rooting in birdseed spilled from the feeders by blue jays (read my story about my grandpa and blue jays) and finally did their business. I felt the need and did my business as well.

When the dogs and I came back in, my wife asked,

"Did you just pee out front there?"

I replied,

"Yes, why?"

She said,

"There is a sailboat anchored out there in front on the lake."

I replied,

"it's late, I doubt the splash woke them up."

She then said,

"I was talking about them seeing you."

To which I replied,

"It's dark out. They are 200ft out on the lake."

She then said,

"But why would you do that?"


I replied,

"Because the World Is My Urinal"


which pretty much ended the conversation.