I find your Batman rendition of “jingle bells” to be rather offensive

There’s no way the bat suit can be put through a laundry machine, so unless Alfred does dry cleaning, a smell has most certainly built up 😷

Has @mindstruggle been singing this again?

Robin, how come you don’t know?

It’s a little thing called “intimacy”

You know that suit is stankin!🙈 Don't lie. By the time Clooney got a chance to get into it it was so rank his nipnops tried to bust through the front and escape from the stench! There's no way with all that leather and latex his batballs have any way to breathe and i just KNOW he uses something dusty like AXE booty spray up in there trying to mask the funkness.

Technically, it should be that Batman "stinks".

As it stands, Batman has the capability to use his olfactory nerve to capture scents in his nostrils and upper respiratory system.

Robin is also obviously a bird

You ever see Alfred was his tights? Nope. 🤣

dood spends his entire night sweating in a rubber suit.

dood. hes rank as rank can be

You try running around in skin tight leather all night without a shower. See how you smell.

Im guessing that bat suit must be hot. So he must stink from sweat