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I'm really lucky I was born a muggle, 'cause if I was a wizard, there's no possible way I'd make it through school without casting an avada kedavra or

two. Not even to kill anyone, just for the hell of it.
Straylight · 31-35, F
I wouldn’t make it as a magic person in that world. I’d be revealing magic to muggles all day. Magic could be used to greatly improve the world, but it’s kep secret so the wizards can feel special in their super secret club.
BlueVeins · 22-25
@Straylight I would use the imperius curse to make cabinet members feed heads of states love potions.
LordShadowfire · 46-50
@Straylight Actually, in the books it explains that Muggles can't handle it, and they organize witch burnings and such. Of course, actual wizards and witches who got caught up in the witch burnings were protected magically from the fire, but lots of innocent people died.
Mardrae · F
I’m glad I’m a muggle too, because I would fall off a broomstick.
BlueVeins · 22-25
@Mardrae Just be like Voldemort and fly without one.

Besides, you're a woman; you have a built-in port for that.
Mardrae · F
@BlueVeins now I would love to be able to fly without a broomstick.
BlueVeins · 22-25
@Mardrae Only a handful of wizards can.
DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F
You're a Slytherin, then. 🐍
BlueVeins · 22-25
@DearAmbellina2113 I'd be in Azkaban!
LordShadowfire · 46-50
I know, right? And how the hell is there a wizard school full of 11-year-olds, and nobody's figured out a spell to give somebody diarrhea?

 
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