I'm really lucky I was born a muggle, 'cause if I was a wizard, there's no possible way I'd make it through school without casting an avada kedavra or

two. Not even to kill anyone, just for the hell of it.

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I know, right? And how the hell is there a wizard school full of 11-year-olds, and nobody's figured out a spell to give somebody diarrhea?