I don't want to go back to work you guys

car periscope so you can see over the traffic
(i totally didnt steal this from Curb Your Enthusiasm)

An automatic thingy that will get your tween/teen out of bed for school, with of course, a remote and app for your phone.

You have to curl your toe knuckle hair?

A Credit card where the bill never finds you..😷

I know the struggle. At least it’s Friday. Assuming you have the weekends off…

A power cut in the workplace... you can't work if there's no power...

Cheesecake!

a transwoman sensor so you can steer clear of the women's restroom

The AR-15 has already been invented.