I don't want to go back to work you guys

😩😩😩 help me think of an invention I can patent real quick

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An automatic thingy that will get your tween/teen out of bed for school, with of course, a remote and app for your phone.

Nebula · 41-45, F

@Ontheroad like catapult them?

Ontheroad · M

@Nebula I was thinking more along the lines of a cattle prod, but yeah, that would work... also probably not illegal😁

Nebula · 41-45, F

@Ontheroad I want one of those for my coworkers, quit staring at my ass and get to work

Ontheroad · M

@Nebula I'm imagining how how they would leap when the chair gently (or not so gently) prodded them with a few thousand volts🤣

CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M

@Ontheroad I believe that has been invented. It is called a cellular phone left strategically at the opposite end of the room.