The Chinese people say that they don't understand the American people,
Their reason is that the American people,
Boil tea to make hot
Put in ice to make cold
Add sugar to make sweet
Put in lemon to make sour
Burp and say scuse please
fart and laugh about it

Kinda following your lead

Let us begin with the Book of Yogi Proverbs. Brothers and sisters, remember:

"It ain’t over till it’s over."

"You can observe a lot by just watching."

"Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical."

"I knew the record would stand until it was broken."

"How can you think and hit at the same time?"

"You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you."

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

"In baseball, you don’t know nothing."

I'll admit this HAS to make sense because it's been around for so long but here goes - -

"There but for the grace of God go I"

Why does the speaker deserve God's grace but the other person doesn't?

“I’m such a humble person”

I was born late, and I've been late ever since.

I watched my cat slap the end of a string hanging from a window for 20 minutes. I thought ; thats an easily entertained cat.

I may have been born at night, but I wasn't born last night.

Especially it’s is an active instead of resting face

''He who laughs last . . . pretends he got the joke.''

Better to have it and not need it than it is to need it and not have it.

"All generalizations are wrong specially this one"

We'll see what happened was or wait hold my beer

A bird in the hand is like a man in the sand…