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Post a funny or ironic saying.

Here is one I really like:
" I can tell if a person is judgmental just by looking at them."
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I'll admit this HAS to make sense because it's been around for so long but here goes - -

"There but for the grace of God go I"

Why does the speaker deserve God's grace but the other person doesn't?
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
@rinkydinkydoink That's the point: of God's is undeserved and unfathomable, so we should not make unhealthy judgements about other people but maintain humility over our own situation.
Let us begin with the Book of Yogi Proverbs. Brothers and sisters, remember:

"It ain’t over till it’s over."

"You can observe a lot by just watching."

"Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical."

"I knew the record would stand until it was broken."

"How can you think and hit at the same time?"

"You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you."

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

"In baseball, you don’t know nothing."
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
“I’m such a humble person”
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
@WaryWitchWandering That is a good one!
AnnaBunny · 18-21, F
I was born late, and I've been late ever since.
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
@AnnaBunny Exactly!
Infamous607 · 46-50, M
I watched my cat slap the end of a string hanging from a window for 20 minutes. I thought ; thats an easily entertained cat.
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
@Infamous607 I love irony!!!
bookerdana · M
Kinda following your lead

ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
@bookerdana That's funny!
calicuz · 56-60, M
I may have been born at night, but I wasn't born last night.
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
@calicuz That's a good one!
YoMomma ·
Especially it’s is an active instead of resting face
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
@YoMomma 😳
slorollin · 41-45, M
Better to have it and not need it than it is to need it and not have it.
''He who laughs last . . . pretends he got the joke.''
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
ElRengo · 70-79, M
"All generalizations are wrong specially this one"
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
@ElRengo That's funny!
Ferise1 · 46-50, M
A bird in the hand is like a man in the sand…
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
@Ferise1 😳

 
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