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please send cures for my cold

wrong answers only
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
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mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Elessar
You can mix it with whiskey. 🙂
Matt85 · 36-40, M
@mindstruggleBleach lavage 😬
thats ****in terrifying
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
@OlderSometimesWiser yooooou 🤦🏻‍♀🤣
There is no cure for the man flu..

It’s like giving birth to 10 babies at once
SandWitch · 26-30, F
@fun4us2b
...oh, so you're another unemployed, uneducated, unmarried male under 30 years of age who lives in his parent's basement who voted for Trump, right?
fun4us2b · M
@SandWitch Nope. I took the comment by @TheOneyouwerewarnedabout was actually a joke on men and what big babies we are when we are sick...and FYI I voted for Harris
SandWitch · 26-30, F
@fun4us2b
You voted for Harris? That's what over half of America is now saying as well.
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
I'll pray for you
Elessar · 26-30, M

Actually this is a wrong answer but also a right one
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Elessar Okay I would drink like sixty spritzes right now. Fuck I love that drink.
Elessar · 26-30, M
@CountScrofula It's pretty much the omnidrink.

Great in summer, great in winter. Whisky would work too I guess but it's too strong and I couldn't have more than a glass a week, it would turn my stomach upside down, and it's definitely not attractive unless it's really cold outside. Other drinks more often that not are too watered down, and paradoxically more expensive, and wouldn't work as well on colds.

It's also super easy to make it yourself, all you need is Campari/Select and sparkling wine; technically the recipe says also "soda" but you can omit it if you go with a drier wine. Ice cubes is pretty much the only diluent they'll use in the places where they make it right, I've seen
Selah ·
Plug all your orifices, I think.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Selah CORK O'CLOCK BABY
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
Have you ever made fire cider?
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
@CountScrofula here's a recipe I'd stand by, less ingredients than many others but still plenty of good stuff. Read up a bit on fire cider though. I recommend.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Notsimilarreally Oh shit I make something very similar to this.

The fresh grated ginger and spice are two things I SWEAR by for a sore throat. I also have a stacked spice cabinet.
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
@CountScrofula nature's pharmacy is the best pharmacy
SW-User
Trump will deport your germs back to Mexico
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SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
dark chocolate covered blue cheese...clears it right up
SeaGlass · F
don't double up on the dose! feel better 🤗
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SeaGlass IMMA TRIPLE UP
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
Columbian nose candy.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@GeistInTheMachine Well fuck that'll clear out the sinuses. Post-nasal drip is gonna be pretty grody though.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
pic nic on by a nuclear power plant
fun4us2b · M
Doritos and Beer
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Any singularity will kill a cold given enough time. 🙃
Iwillwait · M
Try a Mask with latex gloves.
GlitterEater · 36-40, F
One sped ball coming your way
SophSmiles · 22-25, F
Human sacrifice
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
2 cups soap, 1 cup warm water
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@SkeetSkeet reminds me of when my doctor told me to drink a glass of wine after a warm bath.

went for my follow up and he asked how the prescription worked

I told him I couldn't drink the whole warm bath - no room for the glass of wine.
a blood sacrifice,, not a wrong answer 🙂
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
I got ya fam
Wash it down with this
SandWitch · 26-30, F
Take two ExLax and then read the first chapter of 'The Art of the Deal', then call me in the morning with an update.
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@SandWitch You know, as much as I have studied that period, I have either forgotten or hadn't heard about that. Do you know what the publication was called?

I get interested in that stuff because I was born into a cult, so propaganda and how the mind is manipulated interests me.

Also, because I live in America, it is pretty hilarious too, because I like to compare the similarities in real time before I die, lmao.
SandWitch · 26-30, F
@GeistInTheMachine
I don't know the German name for the publication, only that my Dad bought one at an online auction site that was in mint condition!
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@SandWitch It's a good thing I never became a historical collector, because I would have ended up getting too much evil memorabilia and ending up cursed, lol.
MethDozer · M
The only cure is for Tracy to do anything and everything you ask for with a smile and a "there there".
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@MethDozer She's sick too AND threw her back.
MethDozer · M
@CountScrofula Okay. This is what you do.

Order some Chinese good. Spicy Chinese food. Add some hot sauce. Gorge yourself into a food coma. The sodium and spice sweats it right out.b I swear by this cure. It works
empanadas · 31-35, M
Radioactive waste
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@AntisocialTroll HOT TODDYS HERE I COME
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
@CountScrofula If you're gonna water it down best use a cask strength Scotch...Just to be on the safe side.
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Prettybratbi1tch I'll report back.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@CountScrofula waiting
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