What's the worst way to blow $1,000,000?

Give it to a politician.

drugs

Gambling

Cocaine!!! 😎

swallowing

People often have a childish view of "a MILLION DOLLARS!" as being essentially inexhaustible; i.e., more like "a billion dollars"...

With one Ferrari and a house, you could be unable to pay for insurance on the former or taxes on the latter.

As a political donation to Quad Indicted. Nothing worse than paying the legal fees of that traitor/liar!

Not investing it and living off the interest it generates without ever touching the principal. A measly 5% per year would generate $50,000 investment income each year for life. Wise investments from a financial advisor could easily double that.

Taxes

If you tweeked the question to how do you (as in the poster) spend 1 million the answers could be really down-to-earth. If you are averaging 50k or more a year and you are in the labor force for 20 years or more you made over 1 million dollars in your working life. In that idea how you one could run a broad/loose expense report --of just the bigger expenses we could all give you really boring but personalized answers.

For me my mortgage is my biggest ongoing expense by far. Car is next and then it kinda muddles together from taxes, to health insurance, food, pet care and lagging behind is education (now long ago paid off) I spend less on recreation than probably most people and way less than I spend on pet care. But my hobbies are cheap hobbies / hobby choice can really impact that.

Blow it on diamond encrusted baby shoes lol

NFTs - Non-fungible tokens

Hearing these exact set of words.

1. You have how much?
2. Oh, I love you!

And there it all goes away.

Dollar tree? A bunch of useless crap

You can literally blow them away in the sea..... From a cruise ship 😁⚓

Not getting advice on how to invest it or save it was my first thought.

Ask Rudy Guliani to look after it for you

{@latinladybug] 😆lol🤔donate the lot to donald j trumps campaign to stay out of jail and become the next president of the unted states

Gamble it away. I know someone who did in less than 2 years. Now she is a recent widow and having to sell her home and downsize due to budget problems

Buying a fleet of low riders (complete with crown air fresheners) to uber out

If someone would give me that much, I could answer properly. 😇

Give it to your wife, then send her to the mall.

With your mouth

Being robbed

Charity

Bail

Buy a boat.

Parties, Cars, Prostitutes, & Drugs.

Politics.

Drugs, booze and hookers.

Get married

A postage stamp that gets used, as seen in Richard Pryor's Brewster's Millions, with John Candy (1984).